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John Leguizamo, an artist and alleged artist, appeared on The Daily Show on Comedy Central on Tuesday to offer an adult-like, peaceful response to polls that Donald Trump is leading among Latino. Only kidding, he decided to rape a piñata while going off a profanity-ridden Spanish altercation.
Translated into English ( hat tip to News Busters ‘ Jorge Bonilla ), as he mauled the poor piñata, Leguizamo ranted,” Shit, [bleep]dammit, triple son of a [bleep], mother[bleep], [unintelligible] rascal! “
After the rape treatment concluded, Leguizamo continued, “I’m sad. I lost my way. Oh, yeah, correctly. It looks like the Democrats are in difficulties, and you might be thinking, how is this possible? Donald Trump is winning Latino? ‘Build the wall ’ Donald Trump? ‘Mass deportations ’ Donald Trump? Who among you believes that Daddy Yankee is Donald Trump’s football person? But the truth is, in 2024, Latino voters have something else on their heads.
Following a couple of media videos explaining that Latino voters are more concerned about inflation than his race-based politicians, Leguizamo claimed to know, “That’s correctly. For Latinos, this vote is all about prices! And that makes feeling! Right now, inflation is negative. They’re going to include to change the name of the game present to The Price is [bleep] what-now? ” And if your major problem is high charges, I get why you might lean Trump. Folks associate him with lower costs, yet though he sells $ 400 shoes that seem like my sister’s Papo’s smile. ”
But, “The trouble is, when it comes to fixing prices, this cuchifrito-looking mother[bleep] ai n’t got shit. ”
After more news snippets of Trump declaring his plan to reduce prices includes further oil drilling, Leguizamo reacted, “ Well, you heard it here first , mi brothers : Trump’s one and only strategy to fix to drilling for oil is prices. But suppose what: President Biden is currently drilling more oil than people in story. More than Trump did when he was leader! ”
Of course, Biden is also trying to appease the environmentalists, which does n’t help with costs, but Leguizamo would rather make a Stormy Daniels-sex prank than explain that, “Now, you know, sometimes Trump has discovered some new exclusive cutting method that no one else knows about. Perhaps he drills the fuel really tough for 30 seconds before signing an NDA. Only saying. ”
It seems doubtful that wearing the Hulk on a group system and making sex jokes will cause people to change their ballot preferences.
The April 16 show’s text is shown below:
Comedy Central The Daily Show
4/16/2024
11:18 PM ET
JOHN LEGUIZAMO: Pardon me for a minute , choose. [Speaking Spanish] I’m guilty. I lost my way. Oh, yeah, straight. It looks like the Democrats are in difficulty, and you might be thinking, how is this possible? Donald Trump is winning Hispanic? ” Build the wall” Donald Trump? ” Mass deportations” Donald Trump? Guy who thinks Daddy Yankee is a football person named Donald Trump? But the truth is, in 2024 , Latino citizens have something different on their heads.
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That’s correctly. For Latinos, this vote is all about prices! And that makes feeling! Right now, inflation is poor. They’re going to include to change the name of the game present to The Price is [bleep] what-now? ” And if your major concern is high charges, I get why you might lean Trump. Folks associate him with lower costs, yet though he sells $ 400 shoes that seem like my sister’s Papo’s smile. The problem is, when it comes to fixing prices, this cuchifrito-looking mother[bleep] ai n’t got shit.
CNN TOWN HALL ATTENDEE: If elected president again, what is the first issue you would do to help take down the cost to make items more cheap?
John TRUMP: Drill, child, drill.
MARIA BARTIROMO: Is your response to getting prices down, drill, drill , drilling, separate oil?
TRUMP: Well, among other things , it’s drill, chisel, chisel, yes.
BARTIROMO: What different?
Republican: It’s drill, chisel, drill.
BARTIROMO: What’s your reply to getting prices over?
TRUMP: There is no different. You must obtain the fuel.
LEGUIZAMO: Well, you heard it here second , mi brothers : Trump’s one and only strategy to fix to drilling for oil is prices. But suppose what: President Biden is currently drilling more oil than people in past. More than Trump did when he was leader! Then, you know, sometimes Trump has discovered some fresh special digging method that no one more knows about. Sometimes he training the crude real tough for 30 hours, and therefore makes it mark an NDA. Only saying.
