ABC’s delayed- night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel eviscerated his Disney bosses on Tuesday, saying,” We are building , one huge advertisement- supported streaming clump of shit”.
” Bob Iger may be retired by now, he may be out on a yacht anywhere. Rather he’s around pretending to be excited about a new period of Will- Fucking- Trent”, Kimmel said of , Disney CEO Bob , Iger during , the company’s monthly honest presentation to advertising executives in New York City, according to a report by Hollywood Reporter.
” Bob tried , to sell us last year, he put us up for sale, and as if that was n’t bad enough, no one wanted to buy us” , , Kimmel continued. ” When no one was  , interested, Bob explained that he did n’t mean he literally wanted to sell us, he was just testing the waters for Wall Street”.
” You know, Bob, when folks test the waters, they usually fall in a feet, they do n’t kill their children”, the late- day number added.
Kimmel also reportedly poked fun at streaming bundles, declaring,” We are  , bundling and while from the outside this may look like an act of desperation, from the inside, it also looks like that”.
We did n’t want to bundle; instead, we had to, like when it’s freezing to death and you have to use your uncle’s sleeping bag to avoid dying. That’s us. You’ve seen our churn rates. This is not just churn. It’s Chernobyl”, Kimmel proclaimed.
The television host then described the bundles as” consolidating” and” building an enormous ad-supported streaming pile of shit.”
” Now finally our users can turn on their TVs and get all the channels in a single package, all of which are monetized.” We call it’ basic cable’ and it’s gonna blow your mind. We’re consolidating. We are creating a massive streaming pile of shit, he said.
” It must be a good idea because it’s already getting copycats”, Kimmel continued. ” Netflix, Apple and Peacock just announced their new bundle StreamSaver today”.
Kimmel went on to take a shot at former Fox News host Tucker Carlson, adding,” What an excellent name. StreamSaver sounds like a catheter you might find for sale on TuckerCarlson.com”.
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