The Sperminator has 165 causes— and counting — to enjoy this Father’s Day.
Ari Nagel, a 48-year-old Brooklynite, welcomed his 165th baby into the earth on Wednesday— but will quickly leave from spreading his grain, he told The Post.
“I’ll prevent when I’m 50 ,” Nagel, who will turn 49 in August, told The Post.
“Physically I may keep going, but there may be increased threats for things like dementia with older men, ” he explained via language from a cruise ship in the Bahamas, where he was vacationing with his first child, 20-year-old Tyler, and baby No. 33, his 7-year-old girl Topaz.
But for now, the six-foot-two famous Kingsborough Community College math teacher is celebrating his latest girl, who was birthed by a lady in Connecticut.
“It was that mom’s third baby with me, ” Nagel boasted.
“ I have 10 ladies currently pregnant in the US, Canada, Asia, Africa and Europe … Zimbabwe and Long Island are expected in July, Israel and Queens are expected in August, ” he crowed, adding that one of his baby ladies, a girl in France, is expected to music at any time.
Nagel, who shot to fame in The Post eight years ago, however hands over eggs samples to one or two young mother per month, he said, often through clinics and different times in face-to-face, but non-sexual, meetings.
When he’s not growing his descendants, he vowed to “try to be a better father to my 175 children ” – 34 of whom he has n’t met yet.
Nagel, who was raised in an Catholic Jewish home in northern Monsey along with two sisters and four brothers, opined,” I’ll not be able to be as great of a father to my children as my dad was to me.”
“Having lots of kids can bring a lot of happiness and joy into your life, [but ] I don’t suggest 175 ,” he said.
But, the Sperminator said he sees some of his sons and daughters usually – mainly the 56 who live in New York, the 20 in New Jersey and the 13 in Connecticut.
Some moms do n’t want me to play a role, but I give them the option to change their minds, which the majority do once the child gets older and begins to question questions, he said.
He also keeps a worksheet of each child’s names, birthdays, addresses, and phone numbers on top of it, and places any photos he has of them in his Kingsborough office with them.
Little infants cooing in their carseats, small armed children posing for college pictures, and Nagel hugging and playing with a number of children are all depicted in the photos, which cover almost every foot of the room.
Nagel anticipates that he and a few of his children will visit the Bronx Zoo like they did last Father’s Day, returning from the Bahamas on Sunday morning.
Additionally, “ I will receive many cards and gifts, ” he said.
The one piece of advice Nagel tries to impart to his descendants is to “embrace saying ‘Yes ’ to doing favors, new experiences, invites and opportunities.
“It’s the key to a fulfilling life. I say yes to everything, ” he said.
However, he wishes there was a woman who would accept him.
“ I have the dating apps, but have n’t had much success finding a woman who wants to date someone with 165 kids and 10 women pregnant. I’m also pretty broke — which does n’t help. ”