RFK DESTROYS New Yorker Hit Piece on Him and I Haven’t Laughed This Hard In Years

On Tuesday, the New Yorker attempted to write a complete, destructive takedown of Robert F. Kennedy Jr., forcing Camelot’s brother to bow before him. R.K. Jr. hilariously commandeered his own story, which the magazine had hoped would horrify voters but which produced laughs that I have n’t seen in years. &nbsp,

RFK Jr. put his own story out on X, taunting The New Yorker,” Looking forward to seeing how you spin this, @NewYorker” .&nbsp,

Kennedy clearly knew the story was coming, so he made the decision to go ahead and win the publication. It was a seminar. &nbsp,

On Monday night, The New Yorker, came out with its report of Kennedy entitled,” What Does Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., Really Want”? It touted his” troubled past, shambolic campaign, and surprisingly good poll numbers” .&nbsp,

Because the magazine’s “roadkill keep” account piqued the interest of New York City again in 2014, it was a desperate attempt to be the first to share it with the world. The newspaper had solved the puzzle. The far-left Independent’s presidential campaign had different ideas.

Kennedy released a film in which Roseanne Barr, a comedian and fan, softly listens, reacts, and moves the background while Roseanne Barr sits at a restaurant table. She does n’t say a word as Kennedy spins an unbelievable-but-funny tale. &nbsp,

I wo n’t spoil it for you. Make certain you’re spit-take evidence while you watch it.

Looking forward to seeing how you spin this one, @NewYorker … pic. twitter.com/G13taEGzba— Robert F. Kennedy Jr ( @RobertKennedyJr ) August 4, 2024

The newspaper rephrased the phrase:

When Kennedy passed a shaggy colored mountain on the side of the road one day, in the fall of 2014, Kennedy was heading for a birdwatching vacation in upstate New York. When he pulled over, he discovered that it was a black-bear cub’s corpse. Kenneth enjoyed the discovery. He afterwards showed his friends the dying bear and loaded it into the back burrow of his car. Kennedy is putting his fingers in the wolf’s bloody mouth in a photo taken that morning, flashing a funny scowl across his face as he grimaces. ( When I asked Kennedy about the incident, he said,” Maybe that’s where I got my brain worm”. )

[ …]  A person with knowledge of the incident claimed that Kennedy thought it would be amusing to make the appearance as though the animal had been killed by an errant cyclist. The next day, the keep was discovered by two girls walking their dogs, setting off an inspection by the N. Y. P. D.” This is a very strange situation”, a spokesperson for the Central Park Conservancy told the&nbsp, Times. ” It’s awful”. In a follow-up part for the&nbsp, Times, which was ironically written by Tatiana Schlossberg, one of J. F. K.’s grandkids, a retired Bronx killing chief commented,” Persons are crazy”.

The publication lampoons Kennedy’s operate on immunization safety, mocks his life choices, and speaks to him suffering from’ roid trend.

Kennedy has long been drawn to dubious knowledge. However, some of his past close associates have grown alarmed by his recent changes. Next summer, Kennedy posted a picture of himself shirtless, doing pushes, a skin blooming across his well-defined up and neck. The assumption was that his next foes, Trump, at seventy-seven, and Biden, at eighty, were relatively old and enfeebled. On a radio last month, Kennedy said that he was taking testosterone-replacement treatment under the direction of a physician. Increased body mass is one of the negative effects of that therapy. But the longtime companion told me,” It’s almost like he’s been body-snatched. I look at photos of him, and he’s unintelligible. His sense of humor is all but lost. There’s this rage”.

Oh, I do n’t know. One of the funniest reports I’ve ever heard was that. I do n’t think his sense of humor is suffering.

Look, Kennedy’s a lefty—we all know that—but the departed was hoping the content would be a kill shot for him to get out of the competition and out of Kamala’s manner. &nbsp,

A press release from The DNC War Room claimed that RFK Jr., a “damaging new report from The New Yorker,” was” a disturbed, reckless, and dangerous man who is more than comfy being a teaser for Donald Trump.” Moreover, the newspaper reveals a great gotcha— “his plan director, Amaryllis Fox Kennedy, told The New Yorker that the place of Secretary of Health and Human Services” is an extremely interesting one” for RFK Jr. and that he is not opposed to serving in a Trump management”.

This is also anything we suspected. RFK Jr. is a marxist but I’ll bet he’s less of a communist than commie Kamala. To throw it a different way, if you’re into left politicians, most prefer the brother of Camelot to the bogus Kamalot.

Best account ever.

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