Kamala Harris, the anointed Democratic presidential candidate, promises” a new way forward,” but Presidentish Joe Biden said today that he delegated “everything from foreign policy to domestic policy” to Harris because” as vice president, there was n’t a single thing that she could n’t do” and that everyone with functioning synapses wants to know,” Which is it, bub”?
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I’ll wait for a moment to reflect on Biden’s simple undermining of the Harris-Walz plan and to laugh most of the time when she says,” Kamala Harris promises.”
Did your body really work for you? Nice. This deal, shall we?
All told, Harris is having a mingled year. Harris and ballot scientist Nate Silver both have little favorites among wagers on websites like Polymarket and John Stossel’s Election Betting Odds. If you want to know how the least-liked vice president in polling history suddenly gained such likability, Elon Musk ( an actual rocket scientist ) has you covered.
Manufactured by the media https ://t.co/ukl3FcSj8v— Elon Musk ( @elonmusk ) September 23, 2024
” Manufactured by the media”.
On the other hand, she’s also an shame every day she speaks, and her pudding-brained manager merely slipped a vidya between her bones — on The View of all places. For progressive people, that show serves as divine surface.
BIDEN:” As Vice President, there was n’t a single thing that I did that she could n’t do and so I was able to delegate her responsibility on everything from foreign policy to domestic policy”. photograph. twitter.com/Uat7jXWNrO— Breaking911 ( @Breaking911 ) September 25, 2024
During the 2004 presidential contest between George W Bush and John Kerry, Evan Thomas, the assistant managing editor of Newsweek, said the press “wants Kerry to win”. He continued,” They’re going to present Kerry and Edwards as being young and energetic and cheerful, and all. There’s going to be this glow about them that some, is going to be fair, collectively, the two of them, that’s going to get for even 15 items”.
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Very near. Looks to me like they’ve given Harris a great 16-point swing. Even if Thomas was wrong by an order of magnitude — and he was n’t — 1.5 % is still enough to tip most elections. In the current circumstances, it’s undoubtedly much to tip a national election.  ,
Without the partisan media ( or the State Steno Pool as I’ve started calling them, if Thomas was right, and he was definitely in the rough ), the whole country would vote about as Democratic as the state of Utah.  ,
But if there’s anyone who might be quietly unhappy to see the once-unloved gained become the Most Beloved First Woman* of Colorness President, it might be Joe Biden.
(*They’ve gone back to remembering what a woman is for now, at least in Harris’s case. )
Consider when Biden announced — by post on a Sunday evening! — that he renounced the race because he totally freely and openly of his own strong will? And how a couple of hours after he suddenly remembered to declare that, oh yeah, he’s even endorsing Harris?
If that sequence of events, from the Obama-Pelosi cabal forcing him out to his slow-rolled endorsement, did n’t leave a bitter taste in Biden’s mouth, it’s only because he can no longer remember the flavor.  ,
And what does Biden attention, truly, who the next president is? He is aware that the first former president to be forced off his election seat by a cabal of party insiders who had more power than a president in office. And, given Biden’s mental and physical drop, that’s not really a subject for conversation.
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Besides, the Biden crime community got a nice four decades of looting the government, Alice got to play-act as POTUS, and Hunter will almost certainly get his pardon.
That’s never a bad way for a mid-wit schemer to go out if they have no talents away from low demagoguery and costly graft.
However, there is that little problem of Biden’s prickly self. Harris is all but running as the opponent to Biden’s history, such as it is, with her “new means ahead” BS. She dropped him and all of” their” achievements more quickly than Usain Bolt did with a rocket mounted on a Falcon 9 jet.
May you blame Trump for denying Harris his election victory with sarcastic remarks like that one from The View?
