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Content Thursday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing companions. Kabaruck could go on for hours about the celestial connection between Totino’s Pizza Rolls and genuine freedom in interpretive dance.  ,
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It turns out that Joe Biden’s rumors about him being permanently banished from a room filled with LEGO sets were exaggerated.  ,
Perhaps they simply needed to let him go temporarily so that DOCTOR Mama Jill Biden was convene a second Cabinet gathering. Joe Biden’s managers decided for some reason to add an Adderall to his” The View” drink and let him babble with the screaming harridans. That was a true heavy philosophical roundtable. When you divvy up one head body among that many people, it’s hard to see.  ,
A happy country was moved to rejoice when it learned that its president was still in office and working.
Okay, every so often I throw in some wit only to pass the time.  ,
Regardless, President LOLEightyonemillion was able to stay on topic for longer enough to dispel a significant argument in favor of Kamala Harris. This was written by my colleague Stephen Green:  ,
Kamala Harris, the candidate for the Democratic presidential nomination, has promised” a new way forward,” but Presidentish Joe Biden said today that he delegated “everything from foreign policy to domestic policy” to Harris because” as vice president, there was n’t a single thing that she could n’t do” and everyone with functioning synapses wants to know,” Which is it, bub”?
Donald Trump’s standout performance in the controversy against Harris came during his final statement, when he explained to everyone how long she has been in office and how she intends to alter everything if elected. It was powerful because it’s real.  ,
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Kamala Harris has been running in a bizarro society, where she claims that Trump is somehow to blame for all her and her disgusting supervisor have done since 2021. Hmm, the Democrats occasionally act as though Trump has been in office since 2009.  ,
Harris advocates defend this lunacy by saying that, as vice chairman, she actually was n’t in a position to influence policy. That contradicts the tale that led to her being chosen as the nomination. Back then, the flunkies in the mainstream media were touting Harris as being a respectable V. P.  ,
Biden only kneecapped the official line of the Harris-Walz individuals. As Stephen said in his article, the old child is” completely trying to damage” Madame Veep’s plan. He pretty much only wrote another campaign for Team Trump-Vance.  ,
Stephen then goes on to detail how Biden does no avoid glaringly at Harris.  ,
The Democrats are quite adept at keeping acrimonious wrangling hush-hush due to their stranglehold on the MSM. For instance, the Clintons and the Presidency were n’t simply pinochle friend, but the push not mentioned that. Just disagreements between Republicans can get reported on in The New York Times, which is an unwritten rule.  ,
As Mr. Green wrote,” Harris is all but running as the challenger to Biden’s record” . ,
I’m not a professional counsellor, but that seems like something that could guide to some poisonous strife.  ,
True, Biden’s brain is running on empty, but that does n’t mean he ca n’t occasionally blurt out a well-rehearsed sentence or two. It’s important to consider whether or not his statement on” The Watch” was made in vain. Given Biden’s famous rejection of coherence this season, it did seem curiously obvious.  ,
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Politicians may be returning to its odd role matchmaking once more.  ,
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