We’re two days away from the one-year celebration of the October 7 terrorist problems in Israel, when Hamas killers began butchering, raping, kidnapping, and mutilating 2, 000 armed Jews. Hezbollah immediately followed with a barrage of missiles, taunting and terrorizing Jewish communities.
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For the first few weeks — October, November, December, and January — Israel was on the cords. Mossad, its famous brains business, was reeling. The popularity of israel was comparable to a pork chop.
And today?
It’s a brand-new day in the Middle East.
Is n’t it amazing what the” good guys” can do when they’re actually allowed to be good?
The biggest problem of Israel’s reviewers is that the Palestinians have already suffered TOO much because Israel’s annual military campaign against Hamas was so powerful. ( Of course, they do n’t seem to have suffered enough to voluntarily return any of the Israeli hostages. ) Hamas is now a carved shell, a half-dead dead, and the most recent ashes on the terrible ash-heap of racism: from their flooded hole systems to tens of thousands of slaughtered Muslim militants.
Hitler. Haman. Herod. Hamas. Hezbollah. Holocaust. ( H without a doubt has n’t been a positive omen for the Jewish people. )
Hezbollah was supposed to be a far greater threat than Hamas: Armed to the teeth with Persian petro-Rials ( and billions of dollars from America, thanks to the Obama administration ), Hezbollah was intended to act as Iran’s proxy power against Israel, putting pressure on those obnoxious, overbearing Jews, and forcing the Israelis to sit with a gun firmly pointed at their kippahs. The current status status was this.
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Israel decided separately.  ,
Shortly thereafter,” someone” sold Hezbollah a bunch of beepers, walkie-talkies, and more. ( And at a great price, too! ) You are aware of what transpired second.
And nowadays, the leadership of Hezbollah is nearly all gone: They’re then being led by the dopes, dunces, dullards, and dolts who were n’t wise enough to receive a beeper next month! Geniuses, they’re not.
Which means … there’s a GREAT job opportunity for democratic protesters in America: Why not walk to the Middle East and visit Hamas and Hezbollah?
Iran also has cash. I’m sure they’d be delighted to split a search.
Since these left-wing protesters are so certain they know what’s best for the Jews, Muslims, Christians, Druze, Yazidis, and others in the Middle East, therefore truly they’d be willing to travel to Gaza or Lebanon and offer their services. Best?
After all, would n’t that be more productive than harassing Jewish students on college campuses?
Tips for Democratic campaigners: When you apply for jobs at Hamas and Hezbollah, please be sure to identify your adjectives. And if you need a” safe space” for your LGBTQ+ colleagues, just give your new employers a heads-up. ( Best way to avoid any micro-aggressions or” toxic masculinity” from the Patriarchy. )
It’s also not like these protesters will ever be able to afford a house in the United States now that the Biden-Harris leadership has exploded prices and completely destroyed the housing market. However, the Gaza Strip real estate deals are significant. >, Chef’s Kiss<,
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And do n’t forget about the tourism opportunities.  , There’s the yearly Running of the Tank ( fun for the whole household )! Plus, there’s the Palestinian version of Octoberfest … only instead of beer and partying, there’s poverty and hummus.
Looks like a win-win.
Obviously, these Antifa-adjacent liberal criminals are greatly displeased with the large numbers of Jews in America. Would n’t it make sense for them to relocate to a place where the ratio is more favorable? So perhaps we could heed Governor DeSantis ‘ advice to deliver illegals to Martha’s Vineyard, but we bypass Martha’s Vineyard, cross a few more time regions, and transport these criminals to the Middle East where they could use their skills to achieve world peace.
Best of all, it may probably increase IQ levels in both the Middle East and North America.