Sorry for the intentional misspelling of “klymatt chainje,” but spelling it correctly correctly awakens Quasimodo ( he can hear the bell ), who then demonetizes PJ Media for saying things that the globalists do n’t want you to read.
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FACT-O-RAMA!  , Instead of using the words imate-clay ange-chay I may call it” Uncle Henry”. For example,” Hurricanes are n’t the result of Uncle Henry, you protein-deprived, cloud-clutching prairie fairy”.
You’ve probably had some mendacious vegan dudette yell on about how the storms are the result of Uncle Henry, with storms dominating the articles. They are not.
The really staggering thing I discover is how safely your normal democratic man-pixie, sucking down a cute mocha chocolata ya ya, will “tutor” everyone who is stupid enough to watch Zhim talk about how Uncle Henry is to blame for everything, including inclement weather, puffy oatmeal, and Phil Collins.
FACT-O-RAMA!  , I abhor Phil Collins.
For the record, I “identify” as someone who believes that Uncle Henry is nothing more than a frightening means of controlling Westerners.
The globalists want to imprison us in order to fight Uncle Henry. Let’s take a look at some instances of what the lefties place responsible on Uncle Henry. The progressive jackpuddings are the public’s number one enemy of fossil fuels. They think fossil fuels are Uncle Henry’s last ally and must be relegated to the oil mines.
INSIDE JOKE-O-RAMA!  , Tar mines are one of the sites we find fuel.
Mindless truckers believe that putting SpaghettiOs on priceless works of art will apparently reduce fossil fuels. Unfortunately, the only items that go away for two times are the infant eco-goons who commit such a**-goblinry.
But the real objective of the sky bloodsuckers is n’t fossil energy, that is just the Lee Harvey Oswald-like stooge. It’s your F-150.
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Related:  , Wrap Tinfoil Around Your Doorknob to Stay Eco-Doom Nutjobs Away: 56 Years of Climate Codswallop That Not Happened
If you have a container full of oil, how can the New World Order switch you down? It ca n’t. It wants culture to depend on energy for our vehicles, ovens, etc. In this way, it may switch off your power if Big Brother believes you’ve been dishonest.
ESG SCORE-O-RAMA!  , The lizard people will give you an ESG ( Environmental and Social Governance ) score and use it to control you. If you are n’t living a lifestyle that is “environmental” ( green ) or” social” ( woke ) enough for the communazis, you will be punished. Thus, if you tweet something dangerous like” Men ca n’t give birth” or” What’s with all these Muslims exploding at the Piggly Wiggly”? on Christmas Eve, your vehicle and oven might shut off.
Up to the hurricane.
Unless the weather is perfect, the enviro-ghouls blame Uncle Henry, and storms are a great example of terrible conditions.
Relevant:  , Klaus Schwab and the UN Still Want to Purloin Your Sirloin to Make the Weather Gooder
It is simple to understand why the coal fuel-obsessed responsible Uncle Henry for hurricanes. They either ca n’t or wo n’t accept the deep-state globalist snobbery that has permeated every institution in the country, leading people to believe everything their masters say.
That’s really naive.
Inconvenient Truth# 1: The FDA mocked people for taking “horse goo” ( ivermectin ) to fight COVID-19, knowing full well that it cleared ivermectin for human use in 1987.
Inconvenient Truth# 2:  , Fifty-one original apple dunderbutts assured us that Hunter Biden’s laptop was Russian hogwash. The laptop’s contents were used to indict him of cannon costs a few years after.
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I could go on, but who has the day to disprove every rest that the federal government tells?
Despite these instances that the federal government is full of lying liarheads, the ecologic-less lackeys run to the authorities, who created the rest, for evidence that Uncle Henry is an philosophical danger to “oh, the humanity”.
BLIMP-O-RAMA! This is a tribute to the Hindenburg, which no one younger than 30 has just learned is aware of. Obviously, they dont like Led Zeppelin sometimes.
Check out what the National Oceanic Atmospheric Administration ( NOAA ) hurricane” specialists” have to say about Uncle Henry.
Test out this exact NOAA map again:
NOAA, which disparages Uncle Henry on one site, delivers historical evidence that the worst years for storms were long before:
- 1941-1950
- 1891-1900
- 1931-1940
- 1881-1890
- 1871-1880 tied with 1891-1900
- 1851-1860
The# 8 area is 2011-2020. Between 1991 and 2000, the generation had the fewest storms.
The three years spanning 1871-1900 were particularly terrible for hurricanes. With the exemption of 2011-2020, the decades since my birth ( Nov. 21, 1965, hinty-hinty ) were pretty slow for hurricanes.
State wha? However, the NOAA simply lied and claimed Uncle Henry to be authentic.
What have we learned?
Our grandparents ‘ parents ruled the world during the worst times of the country, according to what we’ve learned.  ,
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If Uncle Henry was the plug-ugly existential risk that the globalists claimed he was, he much step up.
Fill your pond, blaze up your gas stove, and make up a dozen steaks. Uncle Henry, like my fear of clowns, is n’t real. It exists to exert power over us. Do n’t take the bait.
EASTER EGG-O-RAMA!  , Did you notice the buttons in my NOAA picture?
And if your hirsute, non-binary something-in-law calls you a “science denier”, remind zhim that men ca n’t give birth. That is knowledge.