WARNING: Unattractive Women Are Swearing They Won’t Have Sex With You!

I worked as PR for a conservative filmmaker who had just invested between$ 3 and$ 5 million in a self-produced movie about the Constitution about six or seven years ago. It was n’t a bad film, but it was n’t particularly good either, very paint-by-numbers. But with its content and positioning, I figured it would n’t be too difficult to generate some nice publicity with right-leaning media outlets.

However, we ran into an unexpected barrier: The cinematographer was a notable Scientologist — a not-so-unexpected happening here in the Tampa Bay region because the area of Clearwater is home to Scientology’s religious headquarters. In the center of Scientology, there are numerous properties. If you’ve lived around long enough, you get accustomed to it. After a while, it’s no big deal. &nbsp,

Like anything else, later, the innovation wears off.

But outside of Tampa? The moment anyone from CPAC ( or other conservative gatherings ) Googled his name and uncovered the Scientology connection, they’d usually ghost us.

We actually had to employ a well-known conservative artist ( who had no connection to the movie ) because it became so difficult! to represent us in the press. This artist was VERY simple to text: He did Mike Huckabee’s Television display and lots more.

But while I was working with them, I kept thinking,” Aw, man. I really KNOW they’re gonna try to recruit me into Scientology! Oof, I do n’t want that. Gross! But I guess I gotta get polite and respectful. Jeez … This is gonna be SO awkward” !&nbsp,

Imagine what? They did n’t try to recruit me.

Which, if I’m being fair, kind pissed me off! I was like,” Hey! I’m fine enough to add your worship! C’mon, at least do me a little bit! Show some respect! What kind of Ethicists do you guys represent?

And this brings us to Newsweek and a tale it released nowadays:” People Embracing the Little Sex, Kids, Men ‘ 4B Movement ‘ After Trump’s Win”.

In a great, hilarious piece, my dear colleague Megan Fox shared her perspective on being a conservative woman. But since the “victims” of this no-nookie ban are my Y-chromosome comrades, I thought it was necessary to include the adult perspective, which is: We’re great with it. Have fun, women!

First of all, learning that a bunch of girls do n’t want to sleep with us is n’t exactly shocking. ( I mean, we own reflections and hear what we look like. ) If anything, it reminds us of great school.

Honestly, we’re surprised that ANYONE wants to sleep with us, time. ( I do n’t even know what my wife is thinking. ) We’re really not that insane. Most progressive people believe in the notion of the blind, haughty dude who believes he is God’s gift to women, but most of us have been slapped in the face by the fact that we are able to tell.

Second of all, we know you ladies do n’t really, truly mean it.

When it comes to men, women are viciously competitive. They’ll use a stiletto heel to kill their best companion in the rear. They’ll rest, take, plant, and mislead. I do n’t know if all’s fair in war, but when it comes to love? There are zero laws, regulations, U. N. limits, or Geneva Norms! &nbsp,

Anything goes ( and usually does ).

Individually, I like it when a woman shaves her chest and legs. But if all the women sat together and refused to shave, it would n’t be because I started dating guys, and it was n’t just because men were even balder! It’s because people have a stranglehold on people. Y’all handle 100 % of the offer. And people may agree if every woman on earth refused to clean.

But that’ll rarely happen, because people are extremely aggressive with another women. It’s neurotic. One woman will have hairy skin in a matter of seconds once she realizes she can easily get the person of her desires by shaving her ditches. ( And then she hits the club while wearing a tank top and stretches her arms like a first baseman chasing a bad throw. )

By the end of the evening, all the other girls will had shaved their mines, too. There’s no pride among criminals.

Oscar Wilde was n’t exactly a cad with women, but he authored one of the best-ever quotes about relationships:” You do n’t love someone for their looks, or their clothes or for their fancy car, but because they sing a song only you can hear”.

With all due respect to these progressive women and their anti-MAGA physical protest, they’re missing the larger place: Sexual is just an action. Real love is the song. &nbsp,

In a opera, love serves as the harp that seduces the spirit. It’s unlike something— and everything — more. Everything else vanishes when you hear the correct track from the proper people.

Including strikes.

ONE MORE THING: &nbsp,

Over the past several weeks, we’ve gone through so much. Gets like we’ve lived lots of life! Luckily, we’ve been allowed to do it together. It’s made our journey vastly more rewarding. From the bottom of our spirit: THANK YOU!

But our trip is really beginning. There’s still so much labor to complete. Thus, a humble ask: If you have any tread left on your studs, are you ready to assist us complete the fight? &nbsp,

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