” We’ve got too many gangs doing filthy deeds. Very little street crime and corruption. — Toby Keith and Willie Nelson,” Beer for My Ponies”
If you’ve seen one Western, then you already know the story: Somewhere in the American homeland, a little group of hungry intellectuals have banded up, hoping to build a better life for themselves, beginning over in a burgeoning area. But next, a crooked gang of pirates runs roughshod over the people! They’re violent and selfish, looting their property, stealing their tools, and attacking their people until the new deputy arrives.
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The new deputy is large, proud, and wears a white helmet. And more often than not, he’s riding with his squad.
Nicely, life is presently imitating art in post-election America: Donald Trump is moseying over to Washington Town, set to discharge the lake, protect the people, and rescue the area from criminals, thieves, criminals, and groups.  ,
” Justice is the one factor you should always get,” the saying goes. You must pick a painful line, and you must saddle up your kids. — Toby Keith and Willie Nelson,” Beer for My Ponies”
The steely-eyed judge is the uncontested chief, of course. With his courage, he inspires the earlier feared members. Hell, this sheriff is so brave that he would n’t even flinch if a gunman’s bullet nicked his ear! Instead, he’d gaze straight up — and increase his fist in defiance!
Riding higher in the chair, our judge stems from the hip. He must because Washington Town is riddled with scumbags and thieves. It’s tough and harsh! In ugly, stinkin’ Washington Town, he who hesitates is roadkill.
” Grandpappy told my uncle,’ Back in my day, boy. A person was required to apologize for what he had done. — Toby Keith and Willie Nelson,” Beer for My Animals”
Our deputy is wise enough to realize that bringing justice to Washington Town is not just a one-man job, despite his certainly bravery. No Sirree. There are too many criminals and heinous individuals.
But not to fear: This judge has an all-star group of highly-trained officials. Scientists, in reality.
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It’s a squad of newly deputized ex-victims of Washington Town’s problem.
Second, there’s Gun Totin ‘ Tulsi Gabbard. She learned how to take in the defense, and after the Democrats called her a liar and exiled her from their society, she’s ready for revenge. She will now be subject to the same crooked knowledge services that vilified her.
Finally there’s Rowdy RFK Jr. A potent behemoth in his own right, he thoroughly understands Tulsi’s situation: He, too, was exiled from his society. When all they wanted to do was run for office and improve the health of his people, they tried to ruin his status. No problem. His hands are the only items that he finds rough, aside from his singing voice.
Do n’t forget Pistol Pete Hegseth! He devoted himself to his land, but his own troops rebelled against him. They accused him of dirty, misleading items. They also attempted to end his job! Also, Pistol Pete is again — and he’s gonna take the bull by the ears.
Of course, the sad truth of any cowboys movie is that not everyone in the coroner’s posse will live. Someone in the accommodating put has to occasionally sacrifice their lives in order to compromise the hero. But that’s ok, they knew the risks. ( And besides, these movies are always more fun with a revenge-redemption narrative arc. )  ,
In keeping with this in mind, we’d like to reduce our clothes and raise our heads in remembrance of Maniac Matt Gaetz, who was just shot and trying to get the bench’s dishonest judges out of the courtroom.
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Maniac Matt fought boldly. He was no yellow-bellied critter, but alas, the assault was very great.
” When the cannon smoke settles, we’ll speak a victory rhythm. We’ll all match up at the nearby saloon”. — Toby Keith and Willie Nelson,” Beer for My Animals”
We’re down one regulation, but Sheriff Trump is still on the protest, still determined to clear up this God-forsaken Washington Town. Come hell or high water, he’ll do it, also.
Even if he’s gotta get ‘ boyz by the gang.
