Missed Democrat presidential candidate and current Vice President-in-Hiding Kamala Harris emerged from her opening on Tuesday, saw a jug of Hennessy, and ought to have retreated right back into her hiding place. Instead, she turned on the lens and uploaded the video to X, and now it is our sacred duty to place and laugh.
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Harris has spent the last week or so sleeping in Hawaii, but you’d not think it. Most guests go to Hawaii to rest. Judging by the video, she seems to have gone there to drown her failures in booze before giving one of those” Mommy’s drunk again” speeches to her kids.
( Do n’t ask me how I know about those. )
But do n’t take my word for it — watch the clip yourself and, do n’t worry, it’s only half a minute long. Half a second of unexpected laughter and/or horror.
It’s a long way down from joy, is n’t it?
Of all the answers— and there are about a million of them; Harris is getting ratioed like sixth-grade mathematics — this one might get my favorites:
But back to my original place, which was just how crazy Harris was.
If your booze-detection skills are n’t quite as well honed as mine, take it from a professional: Harris is not even close to sober in that clip.
Of all the tells, my favorite is how she only little slurs the term “ability” at the 21-second level. She’s a used crazy, I’ll give her that much, and she does a great work for 30 hours of trying to hide it. But as any visitors cop or highway patrolman may inform you, there’s only so much a connoisseur may hide after the sixth whiskey and drink. Â
So what’s going on below? Anyone with half a mind may possess thought it was a good idea to post the picture — with two caveats. The first is that, yes, I understand that anyone with half a mind definitely made urgency away from the Harris station just as quickly as findings started coming in from Pennsylvania on election day. The second is that while releasing the video was n’t good for Harris, that does n’t mean it was n’t good for somebody else.
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Sometimes even for various someone elses. Â
Harris has a nasty reputation for how she treats her team, so my first thought was that some long-suffering employee replied,” That’s a GREAT idea! ” when the manager got drunk and said,” Lesh produce a youtube for my shupporshers. “
The Democrats ‘ standard X bill might have been happy to share the film, also, because if there’s one thing that group hates, it’s a loser. Consider Mike Dukakis? They do n’t. Harris’s potential 2028 rivals — I’m looking at you, Gavin Newsom — probably could n’t believe their good luck when the clip hit social media.
Since I ca n’t think of anything else to say except for how sad it appears after the third viewing, I’ll leave it to Polita_Rican to give you one last laugh.
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