That Is NOT How You Stuff a Turkey

No, PETA— oh, dear Lord, no. This day, you’ve actually gone and done it.

PETA posts a year-long campaign on social media to try to arouse citizens into buying that delectable roast or deep-fried Thanksgiving turkey, occasionally actually, but I’ll come back to that idea in a moment. For whatever reason, solution meats like bacon, duck, or lobster not like the same attention. Our PETA companions might enjoy eating crab.

Whatever the case, this month’s fear tactic is that Tubby workers have been, um, molesting the birds.

An “undercover investigator” is featured in a new video on the PETA Instagram page who claims that people” just do n’t know what happens to the birds before they end up in the meat case.” What happens, according to the anonymous investigator, is stuff you do n’t want to know about. I’ll just say that the workers used other ingredients to stuff the birds than bread and carrots. &nbsp,

There’s only one issue. The movie dates back 20 years, and Butterball was hired before Butterball became a privately held business and before American Humane certification, according to a statement released to the New York Sun.

You have more worries about eating a Tubby turkey that you purchased at Kroger in 2004 than about what some prank workers may have done to it. &nbsp,

The great brains at PETA, however, also came up with this concept and thought tweeting it was a good idea:

When you say it out loud, it’s obvious this’ standard’ is n’t typical…# Thanksgiving photograph. twitter.com/rmz5EHjUr1— PETA ( @peta ) November 25, 2024

My favorite piece might be that, even though the turkey-stuffing pair is supposed to be bad, they’re also positively transversal. PETA just ca n’t help themselves.

In all fairness to PETA, no organization that focuses solely on meeting people’s needs probably does n’t “get” them very well. That challenge certainly shows in the party’s messaging, which can be awkwardly out of tune with the real message.

And Another Point: I have no problem with adult vegetarians — your plate, your option, my buddy. It’s organizations that make unforgiveable and frequent mockery of my options.

Next year’s Thanksgiving communication was among PETA’s worst:

If you have any success instincts, you might as well say,” I’d better eat those unpleasant SOBs before they eat the kids”!

You’ve got to hand it to Community Notes for yet another succeed:” Hens are not eaters. Birds eat mice, snakes, insects, and just about anything they can match in their mouth. Their recent diet suggests that turkeys probably would eat humans if they were larger or had the modern tools to farm and consume people.

One more? One more:

Sometimes, you just want to get PETA by the collar, give them a good, strong shake, and tell them,” We’re OMNIVORES, you fool”! But next you start to doubt yourself and give up entirely. &nbsp,

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