Unfortunately, the bell tolls for anyone, and it may then be tolling for the suavest person ever to hit the big screen. That’s right: we may have seen the last of Agent 007. The James Bond series is now tangled up in purple tape that woke executives have spooled out, and the dashing, stoic, beautifully dressed, wildly easy special agent may have finally reached the end of the tunnel. As we prepare to go his awake and say some expression of love to Miss Moneypenny, yet, the real problem is this: how has he lasted this long?
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The next installment in the” James Bond” franchise is still in development limbo, according to Fox News, which was cited as a “rift between the series ‘ main producer and its new owners, Amazon.” It appears that “longtime Relationship manufacturer Barbara Broccoli and Amazon, which purchased MGM studios in 2021 ,” are at odds with themselves over future plans for the company. If you suspect that this “ugly standoff” has to be over whether this beautiful, upper-crust, womanizing representative for the forces of great is going to be turned into a woke darkness of his former self, you’re right on the money.
During a recent meeting to discuss Bond’s death, one Amazon professional laid it on the line, saying:” I have to be honest, I don’t believe James Bond is a hero”. Of program. What made him possible? Consider about all the ways in which Bond is not a hero from the standpoint of a terrible, joyless, reactionary communist. Bond, in all his versions from Sean Connery to Daniel Craig, has been light. And that’s just the start of his crimes.
He is most unwaveringly no queer. He doesn’t think in brain enthusiasm. He is never trans, but it is obvious that he has no intention of becoming one despite his interest in women. He is exactly the opposite of a whining sufferer: he is a cheerful rogue who never takes himself very seriously but always emerges triumphant. He consumes beer without any worry about the strain he might one day bear on the healthcare system.  ,
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Bond is an endless source of ingenuity, demonstrating consistently that he is only able to get out of the most difficult situations using only his humour and whatever tools may be at hand. Not only does he have access to sophisticated gadgetry that can get him out of a number of limited scrapes, but he is also a master of it. To the dread of liberals outside, he doesn’t need any federal aid. Yet he is no anti-government, in truth, he is in the use of the British government, which has a record of colonization, instead of working on behalf of the downtrodden colored peoples of the world.  ,
But for a woke Amazon best puppy, what’s to enjoy? No wonder he or she or xe wants Bond to appear unrecognizablely awake or dying. There are a good chance of having different options. Broccoli, who “has had creative control over the ‘007’ movie company for over thirty decades,” says she doesn’t believe algorithm-centric Amazon with a personality she helped idolize through big-screen narrative and gut instinct. Stating her problems with noble conciseness, Broccoli said:” These people are f***ing stupid”. That is clear from the fact that “one excited Amazon professional floated the idea of several Bond TV spin-offs, including a possible’ Moneypenny ‘ spin-off, or a sexual 007 spin-off”, but Broccoli nixed them all.
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This conflict has been ongoing for some time. According to Fox,” Broccoli has fended off a variety of suggestions within the business that Bond might get on a unique identity in terms of sex or race in future movies.” Broccoli, but, insists that Bond” should always be played by a gentleman, and should always be played by a Brit”. That’s never gonna get her any La items, and it gets worse.
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The remaining hates and fears Bond fighting criminals based on real-life characters. That’s right: if woke professionals get their way, 007 may be fighting Elon Musk and, ultimately, Bad Orange Guy. Totalitarians do exactly that: they politicize everything and are determined to prevent James Bond from escaping their control.  ,
If they win, and the rest of the world bids Bond adieu, we may at least take comfort in the fact that he endured this much. With his bright and defiant womanizing, dazzling gadgetry, and excellent sense of style, Bond was the classic warrior of the swinging Sixties. Since therefore, he has grown steadily more antiquated. If the woke may actually have their way with the Bond line, we would see Bond brutally beaten by a transgender gay representative from the color of his who worked for North Korea before being tried for war crimes. Bravo Barbara Broccoli for standing up for this madness. May she prevail, and enjoy a celebratory martini — shaken, not stirred.
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