KDJ’s Bourbon-Inspired Predictions for 2025: Buckle up, Islam

I intended to record some 2025 estimates in my head. I wasn’t sure if I did this kind of account next year, so I checked, and wham-o, yes I did!

Associated: &nbsp, KDJ’s Fairly Soon, Bourbon-Inspired Projections for 2024

Cognac? Monsieur? No question I don’t remember.

Before I consider possibly humiliating myself with insane projections, as I did during the 2022 mid-term votes, let’s see how precise I was at this time next year.

When I read my midterm estimates for 2022, I wonder if I was experiencing a psychotic episode while experiencing a brutal bout of manic.

As I learned at Saints Peter and Paul Elementary School in Detroit when I was going through what would later be known as petite mal convulsions, the “bourbon-inspired” estimates are just as accurate as Sister Rita-Mary’s eraser-throwing finger.

Check it out:

1. After the Democratic National Convention, Biden didn’t seek reelection.

Gropey Joe did find a health-related purpose to step down. The inability to stop soiling himself will be just one more health justification. Yes, he may forgive his scheming cohort on the way up.

The DNC may then choose a fresh person. No Kamala, she may be promised a place on the Supreme Court. Appearance for Gov. ” Stretchin ‘” Gretchen Whitmer (D-Mich. ) and/or that lizard boy Gavin Newsom (D-Calif. ).

No too ugly! My scheduling on Biden’s bail-out was down, I KNEW Hunter may obtain a pardon, but I didn’t notice the Democrats being naive enough to manage Kamala.

2. There will be an effort on Trump’s career. Some more if he wins.

Expect a “lone wolf”, Lee Harvey Oswald-type ( who, BTW, totally wasn’t helped by the CIA — wink, wink ), perhaps a “rogue” Secret Service guy.

Sha-ZAM! Hey, we still haven’t heard about the gunman’s three “encrypted elsewhere” messaging apps, and he wasn’t a rogue USSS representative, but he did training at a variety used by federal brokers.

3. I’m going to gain 15 pounds, but I’m not going to.

I gained a lot of fat, but I lost some.

4. In 2024, the Democrats may be bribet.

In California, did the Republicans win any of the tribes that required months to count? Nuff said.

Estimates# 5 and# 6 were about what would occur if Trump lost the election, so I won’t publish them.

7. If Trump wins, the actual street crime will begin. &nbsp,

5… 4… 3…

Have more evidence of my extraordinary auspices?

The Top Five Excuses Democrats Did Apply When They Get Annihilated on Election Day are also related.

SOOTHSAYER-O-RAMA! &nbsp, One thing is clear, calm KDJ if locked up, but intoxicated KDJ is a living, breathing glass game!

What do I vaticinate in 2025, then? More importantly, do I do this alone or delay and ask tips from my colleague, Col. E. H. Taylor, Jr.?

It’s nearly noon. I didn’t crack open the bourbon this earlier, and I plainly need it if I am to be exact. Sorry, I’m going to have to wait until, as my mother had state” Bar’s available” before sending me to combine her first of many opponent of the day.

FACT-O-RAMA! My mother’s “bar” opened every day at lunchtime… tick-tick-tick-tick… Let’s do this!

Prediction 1: The pardons have only begun.

Joe Biden may pass” stay-out-of-jail-free” tickets out like a casino dealer with a head full of dancing dust.

I anticipate that he will forgive at least three more Bidens. &nbsp,

” Doctor” Fauci, FBI Director Christopher Wray, Merrick Garland, and most of all, America’s public opponent# 1, Alejandro Mayorkas, are some of the most egregious swamp swine who could feed on Biden’s tube of forgiveness.

QUAG-O-RAMA! &nbsp, Mr. Wray may not have to worry. Disgraced, anti-American FBI bigshot Andrew McCabe spent years spewing the” Russia, Russia, Russia” lie for years in an attempt to remove our duly elected president from office. He was fired but sued and won everything he had lost, ( backpay, etc. ). Additionally, he won a$ 500,000 book deal and$ 500,000 in additional funding from a GoFundMe account. The Swamp defends and rewards itself.

I have a suspicion that a group of not-famous D.C. swamp wigglers are now trying to sneak up on Jill while Joe takes his big boy nap. Expect lifelong uniparty hangers-on to have their hands out and receive lengthy exonerations before Big Daddy Trump removes the White House from the White House.

Prediction 2: An all-front war against Trump and MAGA.

Before Trump takes control of the Big House, Joe Biden is already burning down the farm and burying some land mines. Trump will be in the news for some of Biden’s actions, and Operation Mockingbird Media morons are planning to blame him for his codswallop, such as the ban on offshore drilling that Trump may not be able to reverse. Watch CNN and MSNBC’s stills criticizing Trump for not lowering gas prices right away.

The Pravda Press, the Swamp, the courts, and every other Marxist-dominated institution will rise to what may be the final battle. &nbsp,

Trump and the Deep State are battling for their lives. When things don’t go their way, communists don’t just pack up and head home. Expect the actual battle to be waged in the upcoming two years. If the Republicans can keep the House in 2026, the war will continue. If not, Trump could be impeached, convicted, and possibly jailed.

Judge Juan Merchan claims that Trump will not spend time in jail unless he is detained once more as I write this. Expect him to be detained once more.

I can smell a bird flu “pandemic” in the near future. &nbsp,

The communists will try to stir up all sorts of pandemonium. Keep an eye on the FBI and the DOJ. The” Crossfire Hurricane” may have been a figment of the Deep State’s repertoire.

The Bolsheviks have only one playbook. Expect them to stick to it, and watch as it all becomes laughable.

Prediction 3: MAGA wins bigly.

This one is already begging to shine through. Trump’s historic victory on Election Day demonstrated to us that the majority of the people no longer trust the media. &nbsp,

Communist stooges like Joy Reid can no longer yell “racist” while staring through the TV at Trump and his MAGA crew without appearing to be the numpties we’ve come to know them to be.

Trump swung the country’s largest counties to the right, causing a record-setting number of black voters. The days of making up stories about Donald Trump as a racist boogeyman are over.

Prediction 4. Even after your grandmother passes away, your aunt Gladys will continue to support Democrats.

Some people just can’t be saved.

However, more and more people will stop being afraid of being called a” transphobe” if they confront a confused young man with pigtails punching a volleyball into their daughter’s face. &nbsp,

TIPPING POINT-O-RAMA! &nbsp, Courage is contagious, so never be afraid to lead the way.

Americans are beginning to realize that DEI is nothing more than a sinister plot by Marxists to install talent-free, easily controlled “useful idiots” into positions of power that they could never achieve on their own, until the low-level pinkos follow their orders.

The most important lesson is being taught that Islam is not the religion of peace that George Bush claimed it to be, and that” white supremacy” is not the existential threat that Biden claimed it to be.

The globalists spent decades blaming Westerners for believing that we are” Islamophobic” if we question why Muslim wackos keep killing us. As Islam spread throughout the world and began raping and/or killing people they despise, all while yelling” Islamophobia,” we were conditioned to remain silent.

Hamas ‘ outrageous attack on Israel on October 7 demonstrated to the world what Islam is really about. &nbsp,

Those who deny Islamic violence are not well-intentioned social justice warriors, but they are also a part of the Western world’s attempt to be destroyed.

SAVAGE-O-RAMA! &nbsp, As our own Lincoln Brown recently reported, a 13-year-old UK girl was arrested for public drunkenness, but the seven Pakistani “men” with her were not.

This is difficult to read. Also, this isn’t from 10 years ago, it’s recent.

Lincoln wrote:

The clip below is difficult to understand and nearly impossible to understand, but it illustrates how far a country can fall when caught up in DEI and blind leftist ideology:

After a neighbor heard screams, British police were called to a house. They found a young girl n*ked &amp, drunk with 7 Pakistani men.

They detained the girl and found her guilty for being drunk. They allegedly didn’t even question the men.

Just absolutely unreal. pic. twitter.com/7ivYscVhtg

— Libs of TikTok ( @libsoftiktok ) January 2, 2025

Yes, you heard that right. The police arrested the girl for drinking. However, no police officer on the scene even inquired how a drunken, naked teenager ended up with seven adult males. Nothing about that sounded suspicious to the officers? &nbsp,

The report above is only just now coming to light, and not only is it horrifying, but it almost seems too awful to believe. However, this is just the most recent example of rape gangs abusing girls in the UK. The BBC reported on a girl in Rochdale in February of last year who estimated that she had been raped more than 100 times since she was 12 years old.

Leftist ideology is nothing more than the most recent attempt by Marxist toilet dwellers to enslave the world. Please forward this article to your “normie” friends who believe in “both political parties suck” and choose to remain neutral.

Trump’s reelection isn’t the end of our problems, it’s merely the ability to begin the fight to save us from communism.

Do you have any predictions? Let the fun begin by posting them in the comments section below!

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