When millions of Americans woke up this morning, sat on their toilets, and scrolled through their phones ( don’t deny it, we all do it ), they likely had a similar thought:” Is this real? Or is it” The Babylon Bee”?
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I present to you the title:” Biden to provide Hillary Clinton, George Soros and 17 people the National Medal of Freedom”.
Among the other wonderful recipients:
- Bono ( frontman of U2 )
- Michael J. Fox
- Magic Johnson
- Lionel Messi
- Denzel Washington ,
- The Science Guy is Bill Nye.
- Jane Goodall
- Ralph Lauren
- Anna Wintour
Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you our government’s best and brightest!
By any goal normal, it’s an diverse list of left-leaning stars. It’s like a who ‘s-who of has-beens. Some of them make a modicum of sense: for example, two of Bono’s best-known songs are” Where the Streets Have No Name” and” I Still Haven’t Found What I’m Looking For” . ,
Also, Biden gets lost a lot and can’t get stuff, too.  ,
Bill Nye and Jane Goodall were engaging changes. I guess they were included to show the Biden-Harris government’s strong, unyielding commitment to research. Nye did a TV show for kids, and Goodall studied chimpanzees, so they should be right at home on Capitol Hill.
Denzel Washington was a different choice because he was nominated for the same title in 2022. Then, I have nothing against Denzel. Those” Equalizer” movies were fine. But two National Medal of Freedoms in 30 times? Isn’t that excess?
I suspect” Doctor” Jill Biden has a crush on Denzel.  ,
Quite a few of the winners aren’t yet American. Why does Lionel Messi deserve the Presidential Medal of Freedom like the Argentinean football person Lionel Messi, who only played 25 games for the United States ‘ Miami but more than 600 for several European and South American teams? Provide Tom Brady the prize because this is an American tradition! Actually, even Eli Manning is more deserving than Messi. ( Hell, give it to Tony Romo! )
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But I suppose the White House needed a Spanish-speaking contrast. ( DE I purposes, you know. )
If Biden had also cared about his political coming, some of the names would never have escaped the voting committee. When you’re also trying to get in the middle, you don’t contribute questionable names like George Soros and Hillary Clinton. The approaching Biden Presidential Library won’t be inexpensive, but Soros has a lot of money and the Clintons are undoubtedly aware of how to fundraise.  ,
This isn’t about winning votes again. When Harris lost in November, the animal left the barn. Rather, it’s about allocating as many state assets, honours, and fame to please liberal donors before Biden leaves the White House.
The labels you see at these awards festivities will be on Joe Biden’s donors ‘ names, and this is what I’m going to say. It’s sexual, corrupt, self-serving, and total — but this is how the sport in played.
As my esteemed partner Matt Margolis noted yesterday evening, by handing out political awards NOT on the basis of significance, but via populism, personal enhancement, and the desire to condemn your political critics, one of President Biden’s enduring legacies will be the diffusion of these honors. They’ve lost their fame. They never more acknowledge someone’s glory, but their power to the Democrats in the White House.
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But if we’re going to reduce the honours and hands’ em out to individuals for as Messi, Soros, Bono, and Nye, why not offer one to Hunter Biden, to?
Joe Biden has reportedly called his child” the smartest man I know.” Obviously, it’s in our national attention to honor such a unique talent. And he’s a super-talented designer! Have you seen his drawings? He’s one of the classics.
Plus, Hunter Biden has proven himself an excellent business. Has anyone else gone farther in life — or raised more money — without an education, morals, or education? ( Or sobriety? ) Hunter has a near-magical capacity to rub shoulders with foreign investors, and then, PRESTO: income appears!
Sure, it’s easy for a man like as Elon Musk to make money, because his merchandise actually work. However, for someone with no obvious skills like Hunter Biden?
Give that person an prize!
