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One of the many things about President-elect Donald Trump that drives his haters on the Left crazy is that he has a genuine personality that people are drawn to. Leftists like to believe that only their politicians can have the rock star vibe. The thing is, theirs are manufactured. With generous assists from friends in the media, lefties create personalities for their mediocrities out of whole cloth.
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It’s this way with leftist politicians all over the world. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is a classic example of this. Ever since the legacy brat rose to power a little over nine years ago, media hacks on both sides of the border have portrayed him as the coolest politician in the history of cool. They had to give it the hard sell, given that Trudeau seems like the kind of guy who cries while watching Hallmark Channel movies as he nurses a skinny margarita.
Well, we won’t have Justin Trudeau to kick around much anymore. This is from my friend John Sexton at HotAir:
Ed pointed out this morning that this was coming. Initially word was that it would happen Wednesday but that obviously changed, perhaps because Trudeau’s plans leaked to the media last night. So instead of waiting two more days he made the announcement this morning. After nearly a decade in power, Trudeau is finally done.
The writing has been on Trudeau’s wall for a while now, It’s amazing that he’s lasted this long. I don’t know how they do politics up in the semi-fictional country of Canada, but whatever it is that lets a tyrannical commie like Trudeau remain in power for almost a decade isn’t good.
Matt Taibbi knocked it out of the park on his Substack with the headline “Woke Elvis Resigns.” Here’s a little excerpt from that:
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In a move that CNN described as “choosing to jump before he is pushed,” Canadian Prime Minister and feminist heartthrob Justin Trudeau resigned this morning. His departure completes an unprecedented popularity cliff dive, dropping from 65% to an incredible 16% approval rating over the course of a nine-year reign that men will chuckle over, from now through the end of time. Centuries from now, fathers will sit sons on their knees and tell The Fall of Trudeau as a cautionary tale.
Trudeau went full Soviet during the COVID-19 pandemic days. Sadly, he will never truly receive his comeuppance for that. This is such a precipitous fall, however, that his legacy isn’t going to be able to be whitewashed by leftist historians. Even though justice isn’t being fully served, Canadian truckers will no doubt be hoisting more than a few beers to toast Trudeau’s political demise.
The timing of Trudeau’s announcement is delicious. Democrats are already weeping and gnashing their teeth because Trump is about to be inaugurated. The proggie loons here in the United States were Trudeau’s biggest fan club, so his departure has got to be hitting them pretty hard. The Dems’ flying monkeys in the mainstream media did more to create and perpetuate the myth of Justin Trudeau the studly feminist than their counterparts up north.
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These are rough times for all of the commies here in North America. As Matt wrote in a VIP column, Donald Trump has now defeated Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and Justin Trudeau in the past six months. Trudeau did make a trip to suck up to Trump, be he was already toast by then. That meeting was when Trump first floated the idea of Canada becoming our 51st state, an idea he repeated upon hearing of Trudeau’s resignation.
Trudeau’s male feminist shtick won’t be missed by anyone. Most of the Canadians who once lauded him have soured on him by now.
Sound familiar?
Now let’s see if the Trump energy can knock a few more leftist leaders off of their once-lofty perches.
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