As long as the Democrats, serious condition, globalists, Chinese, DOJ, FBI, CIA, BLM, ( are they still a thing? Great papa Trump will get back in the White House in three days, and wow the libs are now turning their sad victimization knob on 11. ), and the panty-clad sally-bois in Antifa don’t have any ominous plans up up their sleeves.
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FACT-O-RAMA!  , The only way to overcome the Marxists is to insult them constantly. Every Friday, whenever I feel like it, I’ve made a decision to do just that and post real feedback from real sad libs who have not yet blocked me. These are the same submarine bottoms who still think Trump used horse foam to treat COVID and that there are “very good Germans” are. They can’t be reached, no that you’d like to.
Why did I make fun of Bozo-Americans that I once was friends with in public? Shouldn’t that be beneath me? No. The folks I intend to offer on Friday are the same clunks who cheered as senior pro-lifers were imprisoned for praying in front of an abortion clinic ( at the time I feel like it ). They worked diligently to get me banned from humor clubs. Two tried to had me arrested. But, as my alcoholic grandma used to state,” F*** ‘ em and supply ‘ em beans”!
Trump revealed on his social media site, Truth Social, that he is naming players Jon Voight, Mel Gibson, and Sly Stallone, all of whom socially lean to the right, as” special ambassadors” charged with making Hollywood excellent again.
Splitting: Trump only appointed Jon Voight, Mel Gibson, and Sylvester Stallone, to be Special Ministers to Hollywood, California. photograph. twitter.com/Cx3WFHQqUJ— Gunther Eagleman™ ( @GuntherEagleman ) January 16, 2025
As Hollywood is made up of largely bat-feculence mad, over-the-top, left-wing nutjobs— and currently on fire — one may think this is great news, considering that the nation’s leading entertainment companies ‘ net profits are down more than 60 % since 2013.
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But for my obsessive, Democrat goose-stepping cullies on Twitter, many of whom are in display business, they see this as true authoritarianism. No, really.
What you are about to learn is accurate. The names have been changed to defend me from legal action.
A left companion I’ll phone Pol Pottybrain posted Trump’s Truth Social news and added,” Oh excellent, the Cheeto-in-Charge is sending his warriors to take control of all”!
Here are some of the cruelly true reactions:
“ Wow, what a group. If Leni Riefenstahl had been given more life. —Joey “Can’t Stop“ Stahlen ,
FACT-O-RAMA!  , Leni Riefenstahl was the cinematographer who produced Hitler’s propaganda videos.
“ Sounds like a Hitler’s degrade art clean“. —PinkoTuscadero
“ Sounds like we live in Russia“! —Rass N. Chande
“ OMG… his“ eyes and ears“ Sounds like the Third Reich“. —Saddam Mussolini
“ This is what Fascism looks like… it may seem ironic, but it’s more harmful than anyone but realizes, and we’re in its grasp today“. —Joe Biden
DRAMATURGICAL DICTATOR REFERENCE COUNT:
Authoritarianism: 1
Communist: 1
Nazi: 3!
Specific mention to” Saddam” who compared Voight, Gibson, and Stallone to Himmler, Goebbels, and Garland.
NO QUARTER-O-RAMA! Watching my left “frenemies” collapse on social media during Trump’s first name was amusing, though I did think poor when a queer friend in all seriousness jump, jived, and wailed that he and his fellow LGBTFBI friends were to be “rounded up”. Although I was aware of his fears, I was aware of them. I later saw the same joculator celebrate when a cacodorous, acne-encrusted incel fired a bullet at Trump’s face. No more Mr. Nice Guy, let’s humiliate these doddypolls.
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Clown-slapping Bolshevik whizbangs never gets old. Let’s host this party at my favorite YouTube Marxist mockers, Jokes and a Point, with the help of this post.
This is their new video and it’s great. Maybe even click the “like” and” subscribe” buttons to support those who are on our side. As an almost 36-year comedy veteran, I can assure you that libs aren’t funny, we are.
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