I’d Like to Buy a Vowel: Philly Mayor Can’t Spell ‘Eagles’

With the sun of America’s new Golden Age, one issue for columnists is that there are not as many problems exploding around the nation and the world. On the one hand, we authors have fewer options of feed this year. On the other hand, it is good to take a break from watching the storms continuously gather on the horizon. Besides, I have to deal with the Utah State Tax Commission later this afternoon. I’ll keep the fear and panic for next.  

I’m all for political delight and searching for the home team. As a child, I was thrilled to see the achievements of the Big Red Machine with Johnny Bench, Cesar Geronimo, George Foster, and, yes, God thank his misguided mind, Pete Rose. I loved sitting in the sits at Riverfront, a pile of nut shells at my feet, the oils from a rough child running down my chin, and the taste of spilled beverage filling the air. You could even get tobacco up then, too.

When I was in television, I used to obtain media moves to support the Utah Jazz at the Delta Center. This was back when the Music made two postseason goes against the magnificent Chicago Bulls. I’m not ashamed to admit that again in 1997 — when John Stockton hit that buzzer-beating three-pointer to fight the Rockets and take the Music to their first NBA championships vacation — I, like the rest of the condition, went nuts.  

Of course, there is” catching the disease” and then there is letting the illness come to your mind. Granted, the names” Reds” and” Jazz” have fewer letters than the word” Eagles,” but how do you explain this?

Philly Mayor Cherelle Parker tried to start an Eagles song but can’t spell the word. Ouch. photograph. tweets. com/6z7LYTPVzA— End Wokeness ( @End Wokeness ) January 21, 2025

The Philadelphia Elgses?   I’m not even certain how to spell that. What was that ancient writing law? ” G before S, except after L, or when forgetting the A. “

  Also, at least she got most of the words correctly.

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  Of course, the blunder did not go unnoticed:

To replicate the Philly Mayor these … Did I speak?

E- L- Z -S- E- S

😂😂

— RMacs ( @Philly Hotspur ) January 20, 2025

What’s your favourite track by The ELGSES?

Past is” Hotel CLAFORNA”pic. tweets. com/U5wQLylJWL

— Flappr ( @flapprdotnet ) January 22, 2025

Every drunk Eagles fan I’ve ever met https ://t. co/vKglYT0ZY7— COMMANDERS FOOTBALL ( @Hogs Haven ) January 20, 2025

The Seahawks may be pleased that she is not the president of Seattle. Of course, the PNW has enough to get going on with appropriate now.

Outkick noted that, unlike some blue city officials, Parker was at least willing to play together:

To Parker’s breaks, she took her error in swing when she addressed it a couple of days after the truth, saying,” We don’t claim efficiency, I’m so happy that I never have, especially after I had n’t magic Eagles right. “

  Perfection doesn’t equate to spelling six-letter words correctly, but at least she’s laughing it off.

  All in all, it makes me proud to be a fan of the Cincinnati Blengoes. And I didn’t even have to look up” Cincinnati. ” Hey, I wasn’t the sixth-grade spelling champ for nothing, you know.

The mayor’s creative spelling aside, the Elgses went on to knock off the Rams Sunday and are looking ahead to a matchup with the Commanders, with a Super Bowl appearance at stake.  

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