What a change an election you make. I’ve been waiting for the FBI to knock me down and take me away so that I could use my money in jail for the past four decades.  ,
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These days, I wake up smiling, check my phone to see what Trump has done, laugh, and then go to Facebook to lap up the inevitable Trump Derangement Syndrome ( TDS ). Supposedly, the adults are screaming like bloodsuckers caught in a cat trap. As their heads ‘ silicon chip becomes overloaded, their laptops and devices start to scream almost audibly. It’s like an old-school Jerry Springer donnybrook, but without the video area porn.  ,
As I was taking in some of the democratic jackpuddings wonderfully blowing their heads, flipping their caps, and creaming their wheat, much of it nothing more than violent hogwash, my friend and fellow PJ-er Chris Queen suggested I come up with KDJ’s Clown-of-the-week competition. Eventually, I have way in living!
This join this year’s villain candidates:
Clown# 1: Michael Signorile
If you haven’t heard of Signorile yet, don’t you, because he seems to be about as well-known as a Frank Stallone song.
Signorile wrote an op-ed entitled” Trump is sentencing 26 million people to death — and counting”, which is as entertaining as it sounds. He is referring to Trump’s decision to halt almost all government funding for 90 days in an effort to combat corruption, including PEPFAR, a U.S.-funded initiative that is credited with saving 26 million lives from AIDS /HIV over the course of 20 years. PEPFAR wasn’t mentioned especially by Trump, but to those with step four Fumbles, facts are meaningless.
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Like a fine little apparatchik, Signorile gladly beclowns himself by hitting every 2016-era Trump-is-the-devil talking place, and adds a few more, including for greatest visits as:
- ” This become apparent, for Trump this is eugenics, killing off the non-white citizens in the’ sh*thole’ nations who he certainly believes we shouldn’t be spending money on”.
- Trump denies that he is prejudiced and that people with terminal illnesses if” just die.”
No vomitous — but brilliant — attack on Trump would be complete without yelling at Project 2025, a phantom boogeyman that Trump has previously denied:
- Contribute to Trump’s prejudice and obsession with eugenics the fact that Project 2025 members simply want to slice all foreign aid in their hazardous America First devotion and reduce funding for Americans ‘ social safety net as well.
Signorile closes his program with this pearl just as you think he didn’t humiliate himself yet more:
- Trump is too perplexed by his racist fury and cruel need to let people” just die,” according to the statement.
FACT-O-RAMA!  , PEPFAR is completely funded through March of 2025. It is pure madness to suggest that a small delay in funding will kill 26 million individuals. However, integrity will never be your friend when you back the party that wants to cut off the genitalia for those who survive until the age of 15 and kill babies two minutes before delivery.
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Federal Aviation Administration ( FAA ): Clown# 2
The cultural Marxism known as “woke” has deviously found its way into the FAA, just like FEMA and every other national organization.
Then that divers are combing the middle of the Potomac River for accident victims, and fingers are pointing in every way, our personal Matt Margolis has posted about the , FAA’s devotion to communism,
The Federal government has identified as having specific needs in terms of hiring and hiring, as defined by law as being “targeted impairments.” They include hearing, eyesight, missing extremities, limited paralysis, total paralysis, epilepsy, serious intellectual disability, medical disability, and dwarfism.
May our airspace be safer today and going forward if the FAA hadn’t spent its time hiring incapacitated little people who can’t count ten? You decide.
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Clown# 3: Jasmine Crockett
When you accept that some people are bulletproof from feeling shame, it’s easy to see how Rep. Jasmine Crockett ( Duh-TEXAS ) can say whatever she wants, even if what she says is a lie.
Crockett used the helicopter crash in Washington, D.C. to chastise Trump, this occasion for putting a hiring freeze on some, if not all, national tasks. That’s the only thing Socialist stains can do these days.
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Twitter/X’s area papers were quick to clown-slap Crockett, who suggested that the hiring freeze was responsible for the collapse in Washington D. C. As it turns, up, air traffic controllers were not a part of that ice.
Community Notes fact-checks Democratic Rep. Jasmine Crockett for fabricating President Trump’s decision to freeze the hiring of air traffic controllers. pic. twitter.com/efGRvO4gSu— Ian Jaeger ( @IanJaeger29 ) January 31, 2025
FACT-O-RAMA! It’s also foolish to assume that an air traffic controller hired on Trump’s first day in office had received sufficient training to work at the time of the collision.
Regardless of whether Crockett wins today, I believe she will continue to be a regular participant in this new contest idiocy because she is used to shaming herself without even realizing it.
Clown# 4: Bernie Sanders
Like Crockett, the multi-home-owning Sen. Sanders doesn’t shun shame, he embraces it like his Nikita Khrushchev , teddy bear he purchased at the PiteÈ™ti Prison , gift shop.  ,
While questioning RFK, Jr. about his stance on vaccines, Bernie obeisantly bent his knee to Big Pharma, lost his religion, and went all shrilly-nilly over anti-vax onesies being sold” for$ 26….. for$ 26″! by a company RFK, Jr. is no longer associated with.
I appreciate Bernie Sanders ‘ praise for the anti-vax crowd in favor of this fire onesie merch. He may have understood that this would only increase sales. Just bought 10 myself.
— Kihn ( @kihn_2a ) January 29, 2025
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Which is more irksome, Bernie kissing the ring of the pharmaceutical companies that throw him crazy stacks, or his hysteria over onesies selling” FOR$ 26!”? ” Either way, I haven’t seen such ass-kissery since Hillary pretended that she keeps hot sauce in her purse while speaking to” brown people.”
WHILE WE ARE AT IT -O-RAMA!  , My 100 % Puerto Rican fiance Jessica hates being called” brown “almost as much as she abhors people who refer to her as” Latinx. ” And you might want to stop putting on that cartoonish” Spanish “accent when you say the word” Latino. Now do you know that you probably don’t ask for “dumprings” at Lucky# 1 Dragon Restaurant and do so?
I’ve decided to let Jessica, my brown, Latinx, ¡gondulas!  , choose the ( OUCH, sorry mamita… ) first Clown of the Week winner, and she has chosen…..
Bernie Sanders, because he is the most” ridÃcula “one of the bunch!
However she adds that it was a hard-fought race, and there are no losers in this competition, so participation trophies for all!
Check back next week, I am sure the clown show will not disappoint!
