No single cleans them, which is one of the drawbacks of earning a living with a camera. Every month, dozens of performers perform on comedy clubs ‘ levels. It is simple for a camera to quickly build up a body count that did please Mia Khalifa.
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I always make this clear on level to the viewers just before I frequently kiss it like an ice cream cone to show them that I’m done living in fear of COVID, which I did on February 1. Folks laughed while simultaneously being reprehensible. Hilarity ensued. I got my search and left.
I didn’t give it another thought until 48 days later when I was struck by a disease that I believe I heard laughing when I begged it to kill me.  ,
What did I had? A new Wuhan-originating COVID burden has arrived. The feared bird virus I have no idea. If you lick your speakers for a quick shock-laugh, here’s what to expect.
Thirty-six days after my Saturday present, I felt everything growing in my mouth. I was aware that I had a spider, which I find every year, and that I assumed I would have the flu for three days as usual. It was Monday evening, and I went to bed around 11 p. m.
Tuesday: I woke up at 3: 30 a. m., covered in sweat from the worst disease I have felt as an adult. My brain was burning away, and the strip was soaked in sweat. I felt like Satan’s lavatory. Nap wasn’t possible.
When my infections get poor, I hallucinate. A azure brick walls extending from my bed to the sky was brought on by this illness. It didn’t walk, it was just a roof. When I came up from the bath, which I did a bit, ahem, the roof was still there. My mother stopped by and sat atop it at that point.
FACT-O-RAMA! It suffices to say that you’ll need a lot of bathroom document until you’ll have nothing. After that, you will need a bit suddenly. All I’ll state is that. You’re pleasant.
You can imagine my shock and why I questioned the schedule of my mother’s visit because I haven’t seen her since her death in 2016. Was this the ending? I inquired if I really pack a backpack with her. She didn’t say a word. She simply sat on the walls and made fun of me for licking a camera. Oh well, my dead mother was whispering to me as I lay writhing in a frenzied sweat. I hope that comic check clears.
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Although the symptoms you are about to read about may change, you can anticipate feeling that way 24/7. It is a mixture of weakness, nausea, and self-disgust as you realize how much your own body is love you. Standing up may cause you to feel shaky.
This fever, sweating, and ghostly blue walls of voodoo stayed with me until around 9 p. m. Tuesday. Thankfully, I made my Tuesday television system on Monday before the temperature started to set in. I struggled for more than a few moments the entire time of the first day of the assault on Tuesday.
I managed to get a few minutes of rest as much as I could, but I doesn’t get a full day of rest for seven more times.
You may develop a wheeze that makes you feel like your lungs are full of monsters who enjoy squatting in your body and wail like bloodsuckers as you try to remove them. This cough did occasionally occur. When you think it’s above, it’s not. To frighten younger children, it is waiting for you to pass by a class. You may cough until you practically spit, and the noise will terrify you. Pro-tip: prevent licking speakers.
Wednesday: You can expect very serious muscle aches. Certainly the typical discomfort experienced with a regular flu, but something more like an internal punishment experienced by a small flu-Nazi who hurls a thousand little whip upon muscles you didn’t know you had.
FACT-O-RAMA! You won’t likely need to eat or drink, but I can’t stress how crucial it is to keep consuming fluids in order to avoid becoming dehydrated to the point where you end up getting a kidney stone.  , I recommend a combination of waters, ginger ale, and Gatorade. When you think you’ve had plenty liquid, you haven’t.
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Thursday: One of the prizes of this fresh lord flu is the severe stomach cramps. I had a kidney stone in my heart. The pain is so poor that, even when the fever, depression, and discomfort take a dust break, the stomach cramps kick in and make sure you can’t sleep. I timed them at three pain per second, on and off, for four weeks.  ,
I recorded Friday’s television exhibit as I struggled with dizziness, weakness, and a brief message.
Friday: My speech was gone. My scalp was disgusting. I probably smelt like their latrine because I felt like a vampire.
All the signs had subsided somewhat, but in order to kill me, they each took turns resurging to their unique enthusiasm one by one, sort of like what I did with COVID. I was once more forced to go to sleep because the temperature increased. The stomach cramping went into overdrive.
The only sign that persists the entire time is a feeling of overall weakness, which gets worse day by day since you aren’t sleeping. Standing was hard.  ,
I stayed in bed and put myself at risk of the lord disease getting in my brain until Monday because I had nothing to do.
Saturday and Sunday: I stayed in bed. Gradually, the signs began to fade. Yet the resurgences weren’t as terrible as they’d been only days before.
Now is Tuesday, February 11, time number eight for me. The temperature persists. I’m no longer experiencing stomach cramps that make me twice above. For the first time in a while, I had the idea that I may have that old 401K in the end. My second rain since Thursday night came. Mmmmm ocean…
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What did I eat during my more than a fortnight of suffering? Advice from others who have followed this terrible path before me.
If you come along with this monster, I recommend the following:  ,
- The above mixture of water, garlic drink, and Gatorade. Plenty of each.  ,
- Zinc, Theraflu ( Tamiflu, if you can get an Rx, which I could not get, as I didn’t want to leave my bed ). Your companions are Mucinex and cough honey. They didn’t stop the signs, but they will make them a little less painful.
Is there a bright side to everything that’s happening here? By time two, you may unintentionally surrender the single “lining” that is present in your stomach. That said, I think I lost a couple of pounds.
Keep healthful and prevent speakers. If you have any stories to share, letting me know in the comments!