Meghan Markle Rebrands Herself. Again. And It’s Already Not Going Well.

Throughout my independent writing career, I’ve done a lot of sales and marketing reading, but I’d barely call myself an analyst. Even so, I don’t believe it takes an expert to know that you can rebrand things repeatedly, but the issue is with the solution, not the method you’re selling it. &nbsp,

Meghan Markle’s attempts to sell anything significant have almost always failed in the past six or seven years. Her false podcast profession was short-lived. With the exception of a “documentary” designed to insult her husband’s relatives, the one that most people evidently merely viewed to hate-watch, she has yet to produce much of anything out of her great Netflix contract. And in 2024, she launched a “lifestyle product” with the condescending” American Riviera Orchard” title. The only thing that actually came from it, as far as I can tell, was that she sent some fruit bottlenecks to famous people. &nbsp,

On Monday, our dear American Duchess of Everything, took to Instagram to declare that she is rebranding yet again. This day, she’s changing the name of” American Riviera Orchard” to” As Always” because… also, I don’t know why accurately. She mainly really described herself in the description and made reference to how, in 2022, she” secured” the title. Hmmm, isn’t that back when they just wanted protection?

” ‘ As Ever ‘ largely indicates’ as it always been,'” she says with a smile, adding,” And if you followed me since 2014… you know I’ve always loved cooking and art and gardening. What I do is this. And I haven’t been able to share it with you in the same way for the past few years, but then I may… Of course, there will be berry preserves. At this point, I believe we are all aware that mash is my jelly. However, I have so many more items in my house that I really adore, and I’m now sharing them with you. &nbsp, &nbsp,

And I think that’s the difficulty. It’s still not precisely clear what kind of merchandise Megabytes will sell at this point— besides jelly, apparently — and that’s because finally, no matter what she does, her product ends up being herself. Meghan believes she is likeable and skilled enough to become a major advertising star just out of her Meghan Markle persona. She repeatedly presses the innovative concepts against the walls and hopes they stick. At the moment, she fancies herself the next Martha Stewart, but most she’ll ever been to most individuals is the next Wallis Simpson. &nbsp, &nbsp,

That was something she could have avoided. She was once the girl we were all searching for. The beautiful American woman who was accepted into the Royal community, who may marry one of Diana’s beautiful sons and get everything she wanted to become, which, at the time, appeared to be some sort of fantastic humanitarian. Otherwise, she disposed of it because Meghan Markle believes in her own brilliance the most. &nbsp,

In the meantime, she’s proven herself to become extremely unlikable. She comes across as inauthentic and condescending. She uses citizens, or so it seems, from her ex-husband to her own parents to some of her best friends. And when they’re not more of use to her, she casts them off. She allegedly verbally abuses her coworkers, both while she was a royal and now in company. Her efforts to be a humanitarian are unfeigned and merely appear to occur when a camera crew is present.

This marketing is reportedly meant to meet up with her fresh Netflix present,” With Love, Meghan”, which is set to heat in March. At a time when Americans are frantically trying to buy groceries, the show has been referred to as” voice blind.” She talks about herself in the trailer, dancing around like a weary, wealthy wife, arranging flowers and baked cakes with famous “friends,” and talking about herself. &nbsp,

” The]Duke and Duchess of Sussex], who were going to change lives for the better, control world view and officials, improve the environment and declared their life of service with their ‘ service is general’ statement…it’s reduced to flogging jam”, Royal professional Hilary Fordwich told Fox News Digital. ” Quite a comedown … with Netflix making a last-ditch attempt”, she added. &nbsp,

And it’s already possible to criticize the new company. Politicians in the Spanish town of Porreres, which is located in Mallorca, have noted that” As Ever’s” new logo, which features two birds facing a palm tree, bears a striking resemblance to the town’s coat of arms. ” I don’t know if she visited some agritourism sites and saw the coat of arms, because the photo on her website is taken from Mallorca”, the town’s mayor, Francisca Mora, told the local newspaper. She added that they’re considering taking legal action. &nbsp,

I’m just now starting to wonder how many more Markle brand names will be acquired before Netflix and other companies stop funding this woman and her pointless husband. And then what? Do she and Harry return to their families or do they work for themselves? &nbsp,

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