All federal workers have received an email from their respective sections asking about their top five accomplishments from the past month. Emails must be submitted by Monday, 11:59 p. Elon Musk, the director of the Department of Government Performance, made the announcement on X that no response would be interpreted as resignation, which created a significant controversy with Democrats who called it a “d**k boss” move.
Elon Musk continued, saying that it was in line with President Donald Trump’s instructions, that it was a pretty simple pulse test, that the club is very minimal, and that responding to email won’t even take five minutes.
Dem lawmaker Tina Smith claimed that this is Musk’s most outrageous d**k director move, but that he is not even the boss, and that he is simply a d**k.
Elon Musk claimed that some national people don’t actually check their emails because they are phony and that the investigation merely looks to find the source of the scam. The rationale for this is that a sizable portion of those who are supposed to work for the government do so little, that they never check their emails! We have some reason to believe that non-existent individuals or the names of deceased individuals are being used to collect money. In other words, there is openly scam”, Elon said adding that it is a trivial job.
” To be clear, the club is very small here. An email that contains some bullet items that make absolutely no sense is suitable! If taking less than 5 mins to write”, Musk said.
Writing an message that makes impression is the only way to get a passing grade, Elon said.
Promotion for great reactions
The DOGE captain said that a lot of excellent responses have also been received and that these people should be taken into consideration for promotions in the midst of the stress in response to Elon’s danger following the message.
Although experts said it’s likely not a fight but something else because they all work in harmony, FBI director Kash Patel urged his employees to pause for a moment to respond when the situation presented itself as a sign of an inner conflict.
