Grant me 19 hours now, and I’ll change your life. Do you think that I’ll significantly improve your life? How about you give me 19 hours, and I’ll make you cringe?
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( With apologies to Maxwell Smart. )
It can’t be quick, striving for importance as members of a political group so far out of the popular that they can’t actually golf cry for a malignancy kid getting his political Make a Wish moment on national TV or for the widow and daughters of a slain veteran.  ,
When you stand for nothing away from looting the Treasury — any excuse will do, including chemically castrating babies — and opposing the Bad Orange Guy, you’ve got to find out ways to distract the American people from your total moral position.  ,
So that’s precisely what many congresswomen and one left social media influencer tried to do now. For those keeping score at home, the participants include Sulhee Jessica Woo and Reps. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ( New York ), Lauren Underwood ( Ill. ), Kathleen Clark ( Mass. ), Judy Chu ( Calif. ), Jasmine Crockett ( Tex. ), and Susie Lee ( Nev. ).
But this… did they have to do this?
Here you go — and don’t say I didn’t inform you about the shudder issue.
Republican are finished photograph. twitter.com/jrwIVk58za— Bonchie ( @bonchieredstate ) March 6, 2025
Jeebus, if there’s anything both terrible and attention-whoring going on somewhere near Congress, it’s a safe bet that Crockett’s prints are all over it.
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Give the ladies some small amount of funds because, for the last 19 moments, you perhaps forgot all about different Democrat congresscritters scrolling through their mentions while the decent-hearted 80 % of the land was getting all misty-eyed over the appearance on DJ Daniel’s experience when President Donald Trump made him an honourable Secret Service agent.
Earlier today, Rep. Hakeem Jeffries said that Democrats may keep pushing up against Trump and the Republicans with “righteous fury”. But is that what we really saw? Because to me it looked less like righteous indignation and more like some over-dressed high school girls who snuck some of Mom’s White Claws before deciding to try and get viral on TikTok.
If you’re looking for the correct answer to yesterday’s” LOOK AT ME PLEASE”! videos, here’s a pretty picture from David Mamet’s 2000 humor,” State and Main”, featuring Alec Baldwin and Philip Seymour Hoffman.
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The only way that time could be more worthy is if Baldwin had emerged from a coach catastrophe instead of a car accident.  ,
” State and Main” is one of those musicals that could never be made immediately. In no small portion because much of the comedy revolves around keeping the video output going when Baldwin’s figure — who likes his women a little too fresh — keeps getting into trouble.  ,
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No illegally fresh, mind you, but also ugly for any man who likewise still isn’t in high school.
You also couldn’t make” State and Main” today because Baldwin — a great actor but a miserable human being — carries just too much baggage to enjoy anything new he’s in.
But I digress.
The point I’m trying to make here is that the more our Democrat friends ( cough, cough ) strive for relevance, the less authentic and sillier they look. There’s no way this can go on forever, but do please enjoy the show for as long as it lasts.
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