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Happy Monday, lovely Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. The Sine Qua Non Sequitur is taking a specific time to archive Pinterest pictures of different frosting choices.  ,
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I hope that all of you who live in national time prisoner states are adjusting to whatever type of bolting it was that you did on Saturday evening. That must have been a bit after the difficulties of celebrating International Women’s Day. Thus. Countless. Burgers.
My friend Ed Morrissey did a deep dive at HotAir about the present state of Daylight Saving ( NO” S”! ) Time, and whether the state is going to do something about it. Given my famous lack of faith in the federal government, I know whatever it does regarding DST may only make it worse.  ,
We’ve been spending a lot of time since examining the completely miserable condition of the once-functional Democrat Party. The battle is true for present-day Dems. It’s an specially difficult go for the Dem water-carriers in the mainstream media. When the water is carried, the lips has to be put on the animal, and they’re always running low on that these times.  ,
The kinds of things that they are forced to spin for their master at the Democratic National Committee aren’t exactly attractive. This is from someone that Rick wrote over the weekend:
For Democrats, the practice is particularly disturbing. It has disentangled many of them from civilised world and sent them on a hunt for “authenticity”. As Politico , information, “one unifying string as they try to enliven their relation to the British voter has been a approach for profanity”.
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You know, I have to offer credit where credit is due: this is definitely a novel idea for bouncing back after a big political battle. It’s definitely more cost effective than conventional political referral methods like tv advertising or direct mail. And who needs new scheme ideas when you can tie with the electors when you can just wiggle a spicy tongue?
I’ll admit to being a small broken around. Nowadays, I think it would be nice to go for a day or two without writing another” Yeesh, glance what the Democrats are up to now”, paragraph. Then again, that’s a rich spirit of material to keep mine. There’s also the notion that this particular incarnation of the Democratic Party is but filled with maniacs that there is some variety to the emotions of madness.  ,
To the surprise of no one, Rep. Jasmine Crockett of Texas shows up in this tale. She is rapidly establishing herself as the Queen of the Democratic bathroom. If the Dems always do eventually come up with any clear plans for emerging from political exile that they are in at the time, there’s a good chance that Crockett’s continually opened foul tongue may tamper with them. I’ve got a sense about this one. In fact, I told Paula last week that we might want to get more pictures of Crockett for our pictures collection, because I’m sure that we’re going to be writing about her a bit in the coming months.  ,
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None of it will be appealing, by the way.
The fact that the Dems think that crude speech did “invigorate their relation to the American voting” shows that they’ve lost all ability to study the area. If American voters are swearing up a storm, it’s likely in response to the mess that Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and the rest of the Democrats spent the last four years making. I know I threw more than a few f-bombs their way during that time.  ,
Come to think of it, none of them made me feel like I made any kind of connection with them.  ,
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