The Party of Gender-Confused Surrender Monkeys

Although it’s been overlooked by the mainstream media ( probably because it’s not that significant ), it will mark the 30th anniversary of the development of the now-defunct taunt,” cheese-eating surrender monkeys.”

Using Groundskeeper Willie’s lively intonation:

On April 30, 1995, the” The Simpsons” season” Round Middletown” aired. It was a really good season as well because it was the first time a recurring character, Bleedings Gums Murphy, a toothbrush-deprived jazzman, was murdered off, and it addressed unintended themes like anguish and grief. &nbsp,

However, it is most well-known for its” cheese-eating retreat monkeys.”

Credit Jonah Goldberg for turning the slang into the political sphere with his 1999 National Review row,” Cheese-Eating Surrender Monkeys From Hell,” and later in the run-up to the Iraq War. The UK’s Nigel Farage used it in a conversation with Tony Blair immediately afterward. Soon after, it became popular: Anthony Bourdain repeated it in his book, TV hosts made fun of it on car shows, and a British journalist called it” the most famous Simpsonism” of all ( besting “embiggen,” “kwyjibo,” and” craptacular” as real, legitimate words, which probably means something ), and it did so in his book. &nbsp,

It’s impossible to say for certain why” cheese-eating retreat primates” caused such a bidet-like effect on the general public. After all, comedy defies standard deconstructions because the total of its parts is usually much more than the sum. &nbsp,

When you overthink things, you lose the jungle in favor of the plants.

Also, for whatever reason, the expression is flawless. The arrogant, smart, and entitled French and their kneejerk urge to wave the white flag at first sight of hardship and stoop toes of the current dictator perfectly captures the arrogant, smart, and entitled French.

Problem: Why do French vehicles have five wheels for change but only one for ahead?

In case of a behind-the-scenes attack.

However, there are other” surrender monkeys” in the political jungle who aren’t the only ones. You don’t need to go to Western Europe to see” sacrifice monkeys” in their natural setting. There are plenty of them right here in the United States.

Donald Trump declared” Liberation Day” on April 2, 2025. In doing so, he declared a trade conflict against the rest of the world.

Or, perhaps more effectively, President Trump recognized that a trade war was now raging and made the decision to protect the country.

The U.S. government collected about$ 80 billion in import tariffs and fees last year, which is only a small portion of the$ 4.2 trillion in taxes collected. American businesses “pay over$ 200 billion in value-added taxes (VAT ) to foreign governments annually, which is a double-whammy” for American businesses that pay the tax at the European border, while European companies do not pay tax to the United States on the income from their exports to the U.S. S”.

We also suffer from intellectual theft, counterfeit goods, and piracy of technology, resulting in a$ 1.2 trillion trade deficit.

That’s a huge disparity! It’s real, no absurd!

To be honest, it doesn’t take much imagination to realize how a more equitable alignment may benefit U.S. businesses, relieve hard-working Americans of their burdens, and promote private innovation, investment, and opportunity.

Nothing predicted that it would be simple. However, the one Trump’s describing is pretty damn fine as far as Promised Land go.

Only six days ago,” Liberation Day” was observed. It hasn’t even been a year already! Additionally, the Democratic Party is now waiving the pale symbol.

A press release screamed” New Dem Chair Demands House Republicans Join Democrats to Stop Trump’s Trade War Chaos” on Monday, only five weeks after Liberation Day!

Great thing these Democrats weren’t in charge of the Jewish government during the Six Day War, eh? They would have said,” Gosh, men, we should perhaps retreat now,” on time five. Enough is sufficient.

The” Never Trump” Nimrods and the mainstream media also behaved like monkeys. Our old friend Joe Scarborough blatantly warned MSNBC viewers about President Trump’s” self-induced war:”

Republicans do not have any authority in this country. Trump’s business battle is in the hands of the GOP-controlled Congress. They have the authority to lower it. They are able to determine whether or not to impose 46 % tariffs on Vietnam under the terms of the constitution. They have the authority to lessen the strain on British businesses. They are empowered to communicate and talk with the president about alternatives that are less severe. Democrats are lying if they claim they didn’t do something.

American doesn’t fall for these falsehoods. They must be aware that when this presidency appears on television and claims that this must be done, they are not telling the truth. And that’s not real neither when Republicans tell the American citizens they didn’t do anything about Trump and refuse to stand up for him. Doublespeak is used here.

Why is one side of the aisle pushing so hard for an National retreat if this is really, really, a “war”? &nbsp,

It hasn’t even been a year, once, &nbsp!

Trump vs. the earth: A Global Poker Tournament

It took the Germans six weeks ( May 10 through June 25 ) to defeat France in World War II. But the Democratic Party, Never-Trump Republicans, and the popular media are offering their allegiance in less than a week? !

Who knew that the Democrats of today had 1/6 the same level of tenacity as the French?

So, it’s time to take the” cheese-eating retreat monkey” hat off the tails of Pierre and Jacques and hurl it onto the arms of our home, North American humanoids. What’s fair is fair, exactly.

Only difference is that yesterday’s Democrats don’t consume any butter. They don’t tolerate lactose, which also issues with their vegan lifestyle. ( “You’re exploiting cows, man”. ) So we need to do some innovative processing.

So, starting today, we now christen: Gender-confused retreat monkey.

America, you’re pleasant.

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