In the corporate world,” Chief” means something crucial. In addition to serving as a company’s open face, the Chief Executive Officer determines a company’s voice, vision, and technique. The Chief Financial Officer manages the income, the Chief Operating Officer is in charge of daily activities, etc.
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The” C” in their names shows that they are the heads of their subsidiaries and that they are actually only accountable to the CEO, the table, or the stockholders. Often absolutely but literally, they interact in the C-Suite.
What in the world does a Chief Learning Officer do, then? I’ve watched business America for more than 30 years, watching from a comfortable distance, but somehow the CLO place never crossed my desk. The Ious is a” top executive responsible for an organization’s learning, development, and understanding plan,” according to ChatGPT, which I inquired about. Consider them to be the C-suite hero of professional development, making sure the labor adapts, innovates, and improves.
I asked Grok for a harder hit because that sounded like irrelevant corporate-ese. It advised me to” Consider of them as the person who forces you to sit through those mind-numbing e-learning units, but with a fancier name and a spot business.” Their job is to maintain the company’s mental capacity while pretending it’s all a part of some great geopolitical vision.
Grok is my go-to over ChatGPT because of this.
After today’s brief analysis, I’m fairly certain that whatever it is that a CLO does, it’s definitely worse than you thought it was. As a result, if you like me think you have a Human Resources busybody holding a C-level position, you’d be wrong.  ,
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Barrett Evans, Ford’s Ious, appears to be harassing an old man in a chair for watching Fox News and therefore boasting about it on social media. Here’s the first portion of his post, which I believe ( but not 100 % certain ) to be from Facebook:
On my trip from San Diego yesterday, the elder passenger enjoyed Fox’News’ for the entire duration of the journey. I’m leaving, and I see that he and his wife are being pushed to the next gate while they are in their aircraft scooters. My screen was faulty…
Like to see you donating to DEI.
‘ No me!’ ‘ Yes- you. That scooter and the person pushing it are provided for you at no extra charge, but instead are paid for by the airport’s citizens. For you, to level the playing field.
I won’t go into all the details here, nor will I give funny responses because my Twitchy colleague Sam J. now ruined it, and I’m not going to dig into her wheelhouse.
According to what it’s worth, the 1990 Americans with Disabilities Act mandates wheelchair lodging. Even before that, airlines reportedly appeared content to take almost any paid customer. The issue is that Ford’s Ious doesn’t seem to know that the D in DEI is not disability-related. You’d assume a man with a position in the C-suite had at least be familiar with the fundamentals.
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One of those moving facts that I nearly missed the first time around is also present in the narrative. The hashtag” chivalryandchampagne” appears on Evans ‘ social media account when he poses in front of a Pride statue. My counsel? Barrett, get rid of the sparkling and recover the nobility.
But the bigger question is: why the devil does a sizable car manufacturer like Ford have a C-level expert maid? The answer is that folks, liberals, and other evil forces in the universe increase their power by establishing or extending positions of authority or control. Consider the CLO to be the organization’s USAID gram.
I’d wager that Ford’s rank and file think even worse of him than the elderly person in the scooter may have thought of him.  ,
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