The Democrats were frantically searching for a savior in the social wilderness to save them from the clutches of the Maga Monster’s rampage through D.C. The stakes couldn’t get higher: their approval rating is in the wane, and they’re also out of control in all three branches! They are about as well-known in Flyover Country as a stomach tissue, according to the company. My God, gentleman! The Trump Train has abused whatever they value. Government waste yet was targeted by the Republicans! ( Gasp! ) Little is spiritual, is it? !
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You want to speak mind-melting discombobulation, absolutely unhinged, and crazily uninspired? Ponder this: The Democrats are burning down electric cars, backing China in a trade dispute, and repressing the return of unusual gangbangers. ( That’s definitely not a successful system for a political revival. )
Times are ridiculous.
But don’t worry; there is an ace in the Democrats ‘ arsenal. A person they refer to as” The Big Guy“
Joe Biden is up!
The former president addressed the regional meeting of Advocates, Counselors, and Reps for the Disabled this evening, making his first remarks since blanket-pardoning his entire home and getting fired from the White House. And the audience erupted in a wild, passionate, and ecstatic state of indifference.
White House press secretary Karoline Leavitt stated to writers in advance,” I’m shocked that he is speaking at night.” I believed his speech now was little earlier than his sleep.
Whether or not sleep, the Democrats pleaded for divine intervention from The Big Guy. ” This is an all arms on board time, which is why President Biden’s speech is so crucial,” said Democratic House chief Hakeem Jeffries. ( And he did it with a straight face as well. )
You anticipated Biden’s speech to be exactly as it was: full of praise for the “greatest business” and “greatest recovery in British history.” There aren’t many grand claims and/or insane thoughts. The Democrats are undoubtedly trying to persuade Americans that the Trump era was not one of runaway inflation, sluggish wages, and costly housing but a lost, marvelous Gilded Age.
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Yes, excellent success with that.
It was immediately obvious that Joe Biden hadn’t discovered the Fountain of Youth from his sofa in Delaware as he Roomba walked to the floor. The same person, according to the Democrats, was” as strong as a turn” and capable of enduring the demands of the president for another four ( or more ) times. was hardly able to walk alone.
He appeared nearly his 82 years old.
Biden’s activities, conversation, and habits were disjointed and sluggish. He would alternate between a loud, spooky, and unintelligible murmur and hurling at random to podium for support. When he made a stop, he would slam his jaws open like a garage door opener had broken.
President Biden claimed that” this new leadership has done so much damage and destruction in less than 100 time.” It is “kind of amazing.” They have a sneer at the Social Security Administration.
It was the social norm in America for ex-presidents to remain unbiased for a very long time. Consider George W. Bush as an example: After leaving office, he continued to support charities and/or democratic causes, but he purposefully chose to pursue an unbiased path. You have not heard of George W. Bush criticizing President Obama.
Biden, of training, wasn’t created in that manner.
” A Ponzi plan,” What in the world are you talking about? Biden yelled. They “want to catastrophe it so they can steal it”!
Sigh. The planet would be a safer place if only those Expand employees had the excellent spiritual zeal of someone like Hunter Biden.
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Fortunately, his speech wasn’t too lengthy.  ,
” May God defend our army, and God bless you all”! swore Biden to a room full of Social Security wonks at the end of his speech. ( And then, realizing that maybe this wasn’t the right time for a military yell-out, he responded with” Thank, I mean… for what you do.” )
Therefore, just like that, “one of the most significant presidents in American story” gently walked off the stage, scurried a little, and disappeared behind the velvet screen. Inquiries were not permitted.
Some things don’t change at all.
While President Trump was speaking about Social Security, he signed a National Document, which prohibits illegal foreigners from receiving Social Security Act benefits.
Finally, Trump won’t alter either.
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