The Miraculous Rebirth of Kamala Harris

Folks had confused “irony” with” accident” much before the Canadian singer claimed that “ten thousand utensils when all you need is a weapon” was apparently ironic. Irony is a particular kind of coincidence, which contributes to the confusion, but not all occurrences are humorous. The coincidence may result in an outcome that is the exact opposite of what you anticipated, for something humorous. &nbsp,

The obvious change can be explained by our ancient friend George Carlin:

If a diabetes is killed by a runaway trailer while he is trying to buy insulin, he is the target of an accident. He is the target of an oddly artistic accident if the vehicle was delivering sugar. But if the vehicle was delivering hormone, oh! Then there is sarcasm involved.

—George Carlin,” Brain Droppings”

They were aware that Jake Tapper and Alex Thompson’s explosive, tell-all guide about the ex-president’s mental collapse,” Original Sin: President Biden’s Decline, Its Cover-Up, and His Fatal Choice to Work Again,” would be released this month. Posting a book is not like dropping a surprise audio where you can get people off guard: there is so much cooperation required that book produces are planned and scheduled far in advance.

particularly a book like this, which almost certainly demanded comprehensive legal scrutiny. If the legal professionals in Biden’s inner temple were truly blindsided, I’d been very surprised. ( Politico claims that” the former president and his team have not read the book. ) Consider what you will with it. &nbsp,

There were probably at least two up communication channels. Producers don’t like to be sued.

Team Biden launched a PR campaign of their own, knowing when this guide was going to be released and how harmful it would be, and they made the decision to give Ol’ Joe his second media meeting with the BBC. He even made a daytime appearance on” The View,” honing to strike while the metal was hot.

What better way to demonstrate that the book contained “malarkey” ( those authors were probably also “dog-faced pony soldiers” )? than for Biden to appear on national television and beauty America with his intelligence and wit?

He only needed to hear clear for an hour of noise!

He simply couldn’t do it, which created a time of incredible irony: In an attempt to undermine the book by highlighting his intelligence, he rather focused on his senility, underscoring the legitimacy of the book.

The best advertising Jake Tapper and Alex Thompson could have asked for came from Biden’s media campaign!

Irony, I guess. Another Carlinesque example is presented here:

If a Kurd is crushed and killed by a balloon drop of humanitarian assistance after surviving bloody struggle with Saddam Hussein’s army and a hard, hard escape through the mountains, that is irony writ large, my friend.

—George Carlin,” Brain Droppings”

Kamala Harris is the biggest beneficiary, despite how distressing this situation is for the Biden family. Her supporters have been given a source of blame for her demise. &nbsp,

In fact, her supporters have seized control of the platform.

Politico:” It’s all Biden”: Top Harris advisor blames former president for 2024 defeat

In a new book about the former commander in chief’s apparent decline during the 2024 race, a top campaign aide to former vice president Kamala Harris blames former president Joe Biden for Harris ‘ loss, saying “it’s all Biden.”

The viewpoint shared by Harris ‘ 2024 presidential campaign consultant David Plouffe reveals a dissatisfaction with some Democrats: that Biden’s refusal to distance himself from the White House race sealed the fate of his election campaign.

It’s a very clever play for Harris because she avoids being personally criticized by her boss and stays out of the fray. In addition, her supporters hurl him like a freaking piata. &nbsp,

Plouffe described the then-vice president’s less than three-month bid for the White House as a” f***ing nightmare” about the impact Biden’s withdrawal from the race in July of last year.

According to the report’s authors,” And it’s all Biden… He totally f***ed us” as well as the former president’s 2008 campaign manager and senior adviser.

Outside of far-left California, Harris has never actually shown that he can win. She’s not, however, a total lost cause: Her personal bio is compelling, and her teleprompter game is above-average. That’s something, really. And she’s still the first female vice president in the history of the United States, and her party still places a greater value on those kinds of “accomplishments.”

She probably has the most widely used name ID, aside from the Obamas, Bidens, and Clintons. &nbsp,

That is undoubtedly a benefit.

However, it doesn’t change Kamala Harris ‘ claim that she was also her worst enemy. When she told” The View” that she couldn’t imagine any differences between her and her boss,” There is not a thing that comes to mind,” she did more harm to her campaign than anything Biden did.

The American people were crying for change in 2024; in fact, 70 % of voters thought the nation was heading in the wrong direction. &nbsp,

It was a huge mistake to adhere to the status quo, even at the request of an insecure old man. She didn’t make sense of it.

Not yet, at least.

Joe Biden won’t be able to turn around this book. Because cognitive decline isn’t something that improves over time, it’s highly likely that his subsequent media appearances will be even worse. If Biden can’t defend himself, he will continue to face reprisals because politics is a brutal, unforgiving blood sport. &nbsp,

This book will cause a feeding frenzy.

Harris will appear better as a result of further criticism of Biden. Her” 24 loss” is made up for the more he is held to be blamed.

There is an inherent “ither-or” conflict: If Biden’s brains had turned to oatmeal and he screwed everything up, then Harris is absolved of responsibility. She still needs to come up with a convincing explanation for Biden’s decline. What the heck does it say about Biden’s powers of perception if Harris wasn’t even aware that her brains were oatmeal?

I wouldn’t be surprised if her team were ( discreetly ) polling various responses with various test groups as we were talking. She needs to have her answer prepared by that point because it’s a slam-dunk guarantee that she’ll be publishing a book of her own soon.

( And then her cries need to hear that response on a teleprompter because no one wants her to do any more improv! )

Harris rises as Biden declines. They are currently on a political whim.

The professional football player Darryl Stingley was paralyzed following a vicious hit by Jack Tatum. If Darryl Stingley’s son should become paralyzed while playing football, it will not be ironic. It will occur coincidentally. If Darryl Stingley’s son paralyzes another person, it will be ironic. That will be ironic if he paralyzes Jack Tatum’s son.

—George Carlin,” Brain Droppings”

The miraculous rebirth of Kamala Harris is now taking place because Biden’s career is currently permanently paralyzed. &nbsp,

Ironic or not, it is taking place.

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