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Happy Friday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. The Sine Qua Non Sequitur is off to a pineapple/elderflower experimentation frenzy.
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Stalwart Morning Briefing readers were aware all last year that the border was far and away my number one issue for the election. Open borders Democrats and perennially weak Republicans who never adequately battled them have been the bane of my existence seemingly forever. Because things can always get worse with the Democrats, the open borders situation became an absolute nightmare while Joe Biden and his commie puppet masters were occupying the White House.
President Trump is doing everything that he can to deal with the results of the Biden administration’s disastrous policies, but it’s a gargantuan task. Yes, the border is now secure, but it’s rough going trying to get rid of all of the criminal detritus that Biden left behind. This is from Rick:
Ava Moore, an 18-year-old recent graduate of the U.S. Air Force Academy Preparatory School in Colorado, was visiting her family over Memorial Day weekend before reporting to the Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs for basic training.
Moore was out on Lake Grapevine kayaking when a jet ski driven by a Venezuelan illegal alien, 22-year-old Daikerlyn Gonzalez Gonzalez, began buzzing swimmers close to the shore. The jet ski made several passes “at high speed,” according to authorities, when it hit Moore from behind. The girl suffered severe head trauma and was taken to the hospital, where she later died.
Gonzalez fled the scene with 21-year-old Maikel Coello Perozo, colliding with two other cars on the way out.
This is yet another horror story that should never have happened and for which the open borders Dems are directly responsible. Of course, they never take any responsibility for anything.
Democratic politicians and their rancid lapdogs in the mainstream media keep prattling on about how mean the Trump administration is as it rounds up and deports people who shouldn’t be here. In their decades-long fictional immigration story, it’s only sweet people who are looking for a better life who come into this country illegally. They completely ignore the existence of cartels and act as if brutal tragedies like this one are anomalous.
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We’ve all lost count of these horrific “anomalies,” haven’t we?
In my dream scenario, all of the open borders lunatics get shipped off with the rapists and murderers who are being deported. We are, in theory, a nation of laws, though; my cosmic paddy wagon will have to remain doing its work in my mind.
President Trump is brilliantly fulfilling his campaign promises about the border and illegal immigrants, but, again, the mess that Biden left behind isn’t an easy one to clean up. One shudders to think about what a lawless hellscape we’d be dealing with if the Democrats had held onto the White House.
In another, longer-running dream scenario of mine, they never get near the place again.
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The Mailbag of Magnificence
We’ll begin with this note from Bob:
Good morning Mr. Kruiser!
Your comment: First, bear in mind that Slotkin — who was just elected last year — has publicly criticized her party for being a little too out there.
I feel compelled to correct you, sir! The comment should have been: “First, bear in mind that Slotkin – who was just elected to the Senate last year – has publicly criticized her party for letting the peasants know that they are a little too out there!
The Hygrade Heiress is every bit as “far out there” as the rest of her party, she just puts on the public face of being “moderate”. When the time comes, she will vote in lockstep with the party!
Cheers!
Way too many presumptions here, Bob. I’m quite familiar with Slotkin. I spend about a third of the year in Ann Arbor, and was there for the six weeks running up to the election. Heck, I had dinner one table away from her in a restaurant (Café Zola — my favorite) in October. The comment should have been exactly what it was. Since the quote I was referencing mentioned that she is a senator, I had complete faith in my astute readers to connect the dots regarding which office she was elected to. My readers don’t need me to hold their hands and explain everything. My very concise comment conveyed the message that she’s out there too. Again, regular Stephen Kruiser readers are a cut above and don’t need everything spelled out for them.
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Thanks for reaching out!
This is from an anonymous reader:
Loved your response to Robert about “getting” the first paragraph of your Morning Briefing!
I have to sit down, each morning, to read the MB before I make the drive from Glendale to Tempe for work. It helps to keep my blood pressure in check, and provides a quick run-down of stories that you’ve found to be important. After I get to the office, I can take the time to hit a few of the links to articles “below the fold”, as it were, and get more details from the articles that have peaked my curiosity.
Of course, I always have to check out the Twitchy articles, because who doesn’t like seeing the Dems and Loons (but I repeat myself) owning themselves on X, in a glorious sh*t storm?
Take care, and keep what sanity you have intact!
Glendale to Tempe at rush hour must be fun. It feels like the west side of Glendale has grown halfway to Los Angeles. I’m glad the Briefing is helping with the blood pressure and I hope there aren’t any weird side effects.
Friend of the Briefing Brice writes:
“Mendantya was a big believer in bringing various unguents to all outdoor spoken work collaborations.”
With that line I fully expected you to somehow make Democrat leadership part of the story.
Honestly, I just wanted to get the word unguent into the SQNS. It’s been a favorite of mine and my best friend’s since high school. We like to drop it into conversations at odd times just to amuse ourselves and confuse everyone else.
We will finish from this with Charlotte:
Hey there, Kruiser-Man,
I love the Morning Briefing and look forward to it ever Monday through Friday morning. But on Saturday and Sunday, there is no Morning Briefing, leaving me bereft. Might I suggest that you (or Chris or Kevin) do a quarterly Saturday Morning Briefing?
Till next time…
I cannot too highly recommend my self-imposed weekend news blackout. I think everyone would benefit from at least one scheduled day away from the news cycle. Two is glorious. Try it for a while, if you don’t like it, we’ll revisit this quarterly thing.
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