The Morning Briefing: Greta Thunberg Is Back in the News but She’s Not Riots

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Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. The Sine Qua Non Sequitur is passing out toothbrushes to randos on Venice Beach today.

We will do a quick departure from whatever is going on in Los Angeles right now. Who knew that the world’s most notorious delinquent — Greta Thunberg — would one day be welcome relief from the rest of the news cycle?

There were a couple of stories about the little scamp yesterday, we’ll start with this one from Scott:

Speaking of heads full of mush, remember Greta Thunberg, the neurodivergent Swede (“she had been diagnosed with Asperger’s, obsessive compulsive disorder and selective mutism”)? She’s the “How deayah you!” kid whom Time Magazine crowned as “Man Person of the Year” after she quit school to protest against climate change.

(I kinda wish I could respond to her “selective mutism” with “selective deafness.”)

For her latest PR stunt, she boarded a boat, wrapped herself in the Palestinian flag, and set sail for the warzone in Gaza. It’s a “humanitarian mission,” you see, full of “life-saving cargo.”

She’s a real gem, isn’t she? 

All the worst people in the world are on the “Free Palestine” bandwagon. As Scott says in his post, she’s an opinionated lass for a high school dropout. The adults in Israel were not in the mood for Thunberg’s attention-seeking antics. Catherine wrote a follow-up to Scott’s story:

The world’s most annoying Jew-hating climate activist has not only been intercepted on her way to Gaza by Israeli forces, but she is also going to be forced to watch footage of the heinous October 7 attacks so that she understands why Israel is at war with Gaza.

I must confess to feeling some disappointment that Swedish activist Greta Thunberg was not allowed to continue on her merry way to Gaza, where perhaps she would have learned the hard way that the jihad-loving Palestinians are just as happy to assault and kill Westerners who support them as Westerners who don’t. But since the Israel Defense Forces (IDF) is far more generous than I am and saved Greta from the results of her own gross stupidity, it is encouraging news that she will still be made to undergo a dose of reality about those Gazans and their Hamas leaders she is so eager to defend.

That’s a brilliant idea. This is what we should be doing in college classrooms and public high schools all over the country. The detached ignorance of the young people in the United States makes them far too easy to manipulate. It’s getting people hurt and killed. If they don’t want to be disabused of their idiotic notions, ship them all to Gaza and let them learn firsthand what’s going on. 

Let’s see how “Gays for Palestine” plays out over there. 

I would really like to find out who funds all of Greta Thunberg’s moronic galivanting. I’ve got bills to pay and all of the leftist ne-er-do-wells don’t have jobs but they’re world travelers. Brain-dead agitation pays well for some reason.

David wrote a great post yesterday titled, “The Disposable Saints of the American Left” that is a who’s-who the vapid people who have been lionized by the Democrats in the last couple of decades. He writes, “If the Left is embracing you, be warned.” That’s lesson that would be good for squish Republicans in Congress to learn. Leftists can mint and chew up useful idiots with the greatest of ease. 

As Scott wrote, Thunberg has a host of spectrum issues. Yes, she’s annoying, but she’s also being used and abused by the adults around her. I think they messed her up even more when they crowned her the poster girl for climate change. The media attention that she gets could have a tragic ending. 

Maybe the IDF can teach her something and make her a little shyer. 

But, hey, at least she spared us from any “Escape From Los Angeles” stories today. 

We will return to our regularly scheduled gloom and doom tomorrow. 

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