At the DNC, things are so disorganized that some even call for the Democrats ‘ version of the Hawk Tuah Girl to assume the position of leader. When votes start rolling, determined horses have turned to no other than Michigan’s Gretchen Whitmer to pack in for the auguring Joseph Robinette Biden.
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Whitmer, of training, is best known for her harsh and self- driven reaction to the COVID- 19 stress. Not to mention that she took it upon herself to prohibit Michigan people from purchasing vegetable grains for their gardens in the name of everything. No, it is not, for all of my previous Michigan companions and brotherhood boys who cherished to say how excellent the Wolverine State is to the Buckeye State. Voting out Whitmer, and then maybe… MAYBE you will have an explanation. Until finally, cease talking. You are n’t doing yourselves any favors.  ,
For her part, Gretch is also playing it close to the ground. She responded to accusations that Biden cannot win the upcoming election with this powerful statement on X:” Anyone who claims I ca n’t win Michigan is full of sh**. This go”.
Ah, enchanté. She has the experience of Cruella de Vil, the morality of Boss Tweed, the lexicon of a longshoreman, and the press appearance of Mr. Sluggo from SNL’s lengthy- lost” Mr. Bill” line. She almost fits the Democrat calendar. What is not to like?  ,
Following his lackadacity on the conversation stage next year, Whitmer expressed concerns that the Resident of the United States may not have the Wolverine State in response to a Politico report that claimed Whitmer had called the Biden plan. Although she may believe his defeat is a foregone conclusion, Whitmer appears to be still devoting her former party line and backing Biden. Despite the fact that everyone else in the party is covered in sackcloth and ashes until a savior appears around the DNC convention, she appears to be denying something.
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Methinks the lady, such as she is, doth protest too much. There is an effort underway among the donkey donors, according to American Wire, to get Whitmer on the ticket:
A” Draft Gretch” movement has developed, with a catchy email being shared with a message from a Massachusetts former House member.
‘ How can you not love a Governor who is affectionately called’ Big Gretch’ by Detroit rappers, a Governor who faced down a kidnap attempt, and passed gun safety legislation in response,’ wrote Chet Atkins.
 , With the election hinging on Michigan, Wisconsin, and Pennsylvania, Atkins contended that’ no one knows and understands these voters the way she does.’
Keep in mind that this governor was once seen as a talking potato by her constituents.
Professor Potato and I are working together to bring some exciting news to Michigan’s higher education system.
This is n’t just small potatoes, it’s a game- changer! pic. twitter.com/AhIDBqjMrB
— Governor Gretchen Whitmer ( @GovWhitmer ) January 23, 2024
According to American Wire, Chuck Todd of NBC’s Chuck Todd told WDIV-TV that” a lot of people believe that a Whitmer-Warnock ticket would be a stronger ticket for Democrats right now.” Then again, they could have chosen two random names, and they would have more favorable approval ratings than Biden-Harris, said comedian and filmmaker Eric Abbenante. Which is true. At this point, even a potato would perform better than Biden. However, it is interesting to note that even a month out from the debate debacle, Democrats were spitballing potential replacements.  , I could see a Newsom- Whitmer ticket in the future, but not quite yet. Whitmer lacks the charisma and marquee value needed to carry out a presidential campaign, and the Democrats are not that desperate. Yet.  ,
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The Democrats may be in panic mode right now, but they are deserving of the intrigue of the Great Houses in Dune. Not the decision-makers are the ones who make you afraid. Feints are contained within plans, and feints are contained within feints. Whitmer may not be ready for prime time, but Biden may be done. However, more is yet to come. Whatever nominee they choose to use as a symbol or summon via an ancient incantation, they will be playing for keeps this year.  ,
