One of the things I love most about the Fourth of July is how much the red-haired dime-museum Stalinites from the fire engine shrink from the party like a specific past Vampire House Speaker dodges sunshine. Castroites are more uneasy on July than Ashley Biden taking a shower before her tenth birthday celebration.
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That’s all the reason I need to turn up Bocephus, fly my Trump flags ( seven and counting ), and cheer as fireworks celebrate the birth of the greatest nation in history.
FACT- O- RAMA!  , I have come to love Country music approach more since realizing it is sound torture to sad, soap- catching leftoids.
Croc-stomping anti-Americans will likely spend the day on Twitter reiterating the Pravda media’s vile claim that the Supreme Court’s decision to uphold Trump’s resistance means he can then take a helicopter to Joy Reid’s insect opening and fire her into commie confetti. They are also urging Joe Biden to establish a pre-emptive hit first, especially between 10:00 a.m. and 4:00 p.m. when President Finger-Diddle is sufficiently informed to respond to nature’s call in a bathrooms and not at a meeting with the Pope.
Related:  , Trump Leads Patriots to Our Greatest 24 Hours of the Year ( Thus Far )!
I think this might be the best Independence Day in ages because there is so much good information happening right now. And remember, that which makes a real American smile sends pinkos into a therefore- angry- they- spit- when- they- talk rage.
Here are some of this Independence Day’s greatest victories that you can drink while high on the 4th:
- Trump is in great news for the left because of SCOTUS’s immunity decision, which has caused them to criticize their non-binary underwear.
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why r u guys so afraid of retribution — did u, like, do something to him? pic. twitter.com/0T79ZV4SJT— Mike Benz ( @MikeBenzCyber ) July 2, 2024
- In such a dire way that Virginia is now regarded as a” swing state,” Trump is clown-slapping Biden in national polls.
- Trump has a 58 % chance of winning in November, compared to Biden’s paltry 32 %, according to betting sites.
- Pinko prosecutors Fani Willis and Jack Smith are likely to get booted from their respective Trump prosecutions , persecutions.
- Trump’s sentencing for the bogus so- called “hush money” case is likely postponed and may even get tossed.
As we BBQ hotdogs, burgers, chicken, and steaks — all of which make prairie fairy vegans weep inconsolably — the left will spend the nation’s birthday whining that We the People enjoy too much liberty:
The New York Times is attacking *your* freedom of speech! pic. twitter.com/TRIa13TWdY— Elon Musk ( @elonmusk ) July 2, 2024
The most crucial thing to remember on the fourth is that people are awakening to the deceitful liars in the disinformation-industrial complex of Operation Mockingbird.
It is disturbing that almost the entire media has repeated the same lie using the exact same words.
The legacy news is also unoriginally fake, as well as fake!
If you want to know the truth, it’s on 𝕏. https ://t.co/J5HwwAYvJF
— Elon Musk ( @elonmusk ) July 1, 2024
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The Communist News Network ( CNN) is now rated lower than gonorrhea, recently hitting a 33- year rock bottom.
Everyone paying attention to the left’s insane behavior is becoming increasingly apparent, such as how eating a sandwich in California will make you arrest while drinking a sandwich at an outdoor San Francisco “pride” rally.
Dude was detained for waiting for a train photo while eating a sandwich. twitter.com/pwj2wm0peR— non aesthetic things ( @PicturesFoIder ) July 2, 2024
And just for more laughs, check out the video below.
The left made the decision to try to make Kamala Harris ghettoriffic as Biden hemorrhages black male votes to Trump. Kamala Harris imprisoned thousands of black men for selling jazz salad, and tried to make her ghettoriffic. Before you watch Kamala gloriously beclown herself before the black community, please finish chewing.
VIDEO: Many people view the interaction between Vice President Kamala Harris and Taraji P. Henson as being highly staged, citing it as an obvious Democratic maneuver to reclaim Black Americans ‘ support. #tarajiphenson #kamalaharris #betawards #pic. twitter.com/h643uypmrs— Prince Carlton 🇺 � � ( @_PrinceCarlton_ ) July 1, 2024
Happy Independence Day to those who celebrate, and to the frail, meatless communists who will spend the holiday putting hula poppers through their overly pierced noses in a vain attempt to” shock” real Americans who value freedom.
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