While my coworkers— who are all little smarter than I am, it would seem — were focused Tuesday night on the fun, activities, and red meat at the Republican National Convention, I was abusing my mind ( and heart )  , watching Biden try to plan in Nevada. And now both my heart and head hurt.
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The former Most Strong Man in the WorldTM made at least two campaign stops in the Silver State on Tuesday, which the White House then refers to as” a big boy day.”
According to what they’re for, organizations gave Nevada to Biden in 2020, performing the same duties as unions did when they gave the vote to Biden in Henderson and Washoe regions, respectively, in Las Vegas and Reno. This time, Teamster director Sean O’Brien spoke at the RNC. Republicans might not have liked everything O’Brien had to say, or much of it, but he was n’t at the RNC to speak to Republicans. He was there to provide a text to Democrats:” Collins sleeps with the animals”.
But I digress. I promised you more of Biden’s brain-squeezing oddness, but here you go.
Biden made his biggest appearance in Nevada at the headline address at the NAACP agreement this year in Las Vegas, where he talked briefly about how prejudiced his native state of Delaware is.
Biden is rambling picture-by-pic afterwards. twitter.com/f71tlQylyp— RNC Research ( @RNCResearch ) July 16, 2024
To sum up:
- Third moon.
- More fuel than Houston.
- ???
- LOUD NOISES.
There were two Bidens on the stage yesterday, as has become the norm over the past few years, and I do n’t mean one of them was Jill, Hunter, or Beau ( who died in the Civil Rights movement or something ). During a normal conversation, there are two Joe Salient. There’s the doddering old man who ca n’t finish a sentence, and then there’s the one whose sentences have you going” Wut”?
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This one is the first:
Confident. Why not at this stage. https ://t.co/jqgP2MXu5d— Stephen L. Miller ( @redsteeze ) July 16, 2024
What is he talking about? Who is Mouse? I do n’t know, I do n’t know, and neither do you and Biden.
Here’s the show clip:
Miss politics, this is hard to watch on a simply human stage.
Allow this poor man sleep. photograph. twitter.com/QfjfB7As3j
— Austen Allred ( @Austen ) July 16, 2024
” Yeah. Do n’t get me started,” is the new phrase the White House has engraved so deeply into his mind that he now recognizes it as what he should say when he ca n’t recall what he’s supposed to say.
Biden also appears to have only been passing judgment over a recent grocery shop visit, which he claims he was only partially conscious of while he was there.
SUNDOWNING: As he tours the shop of a Nevada industry image, Biden has no idea where he is. twitter.com/EVjGUaQRKy— RNC Research ( @RNCResearch ) July 17, 2024
” Whoa, look at those meat prices”, he did n’t say.
However, Michael Hirsh is assuring European Policy readers — it’s an Establishment release, through and through — that Biden “has always been a blunder machine. However, no one comprehends international plan more fully. I’m forced to assume that Hirsh has n’t read any major news since the beginning of 2019.  ,
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The whole Establishment is flailing.
I had to create a new joke after watching these recordings last night, which is what you see.
” But this man, Joe Biden, went to battle in Nevada”.
That’s it. That’s the pun. I admit it is n’t very funny, but look at the material I have to work with.
