Whenever a large-scale horror – or a near-tragedy – blights the environment, the tin-hat-wearing crime beans mass-migrate from their dwellings to fulfill their thoughts of exposing far-reaching “government secrets” that only they can detect. We saw it immediately after the JFK death, with an “amazing accident” between President Kennedy and President Lincoln apparently going viral in a pre-Internet time. Some of those events are a little” Six Sense”-ish (you almost expected to place Bruce Willis by the lush hill ), and it’s true that Lee Harvey Oswald and John Wilkes Booth both had the same number of letters, Johnson was the only person to succeed him, and many important deadlines were precisely 100 times off. Spooky?
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Eh.
Many of these “facts” were considerably embellished, yet. ( Favorite false fact: One month before Lincoln died, he was in Monroe, Maryland. And one fortnight before Kennedy died, he was in Marilyn Monroe. Ba-bum-bum-ching! ) But most Lincoln-Kennedy events, of course, are far more commonplace than spiritual.
So, in a similar ( and juuust slightly less mundane ) vein, PJMedia is proud to reveal the remarkable, amazing, incredible, absolutely ASTONISHING true-life similarities between Donald Trump and Teddy Roosevelt:
Teddy Roosevelt was born in New York City ( Manhattan ) to a wealthy New York family. Donald Trump was born in Queens, New York, to a prosperous New York home. Both were born on the 14th ( September for Roosevelt, June for Trump ).
Teddy Roosevelt was first elected president for a full name. Donald Trump was first elected to serve one complete term as president.
Both Indiana’s candidates ( Charles Fairbanks and Mike Pence ) chose the vice president.
After being out of company for four decades, Teddy Roosevelt ran for reelection. After being out of business for four decades, Donald Trump ran for reelection.
While giving a campaign talk, Teddy Roosevelt was shot. Donald Trump was shot while giving a campaign conversation. ( Both lived. )
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John Matthew Schrank, the gentleman who shot Roosevelt, was the one. His brand had 19 words. Thomas Matthew Crooks, the gentleman who shot Trump, is credited with doing it. His brand had 19 words.
The day of Teddy Roosevelt’s death is the actual time Trump’s critics ‘ use of the term as an adjective against him, January 6.
Teddy Roosevelt was an ardent athlete, fighter and boxer. Donald Trump is a superfan of the WWE and the professional wrestling hall of fame, and he even survived Steve Austin’s gem at Wrestlemania.
Teddy Roosevelt was an experienced horse. Donald Trump… rode Stormy Daniels. ( Allegedly. )
Roosevelt had a Square Deal. Trump possess the Art of the Offer.
Both were married several times. Both of them lived past their second wife. Both had five or more babies. Both had three or more sisters.
Both Theodore Roosevelt Jr. and Don Trump Jr. named their first-born son after themselves.
Both of their mothers had two syllable names beginning with M ( Martha for Roosevelt and Mary for Trump ).
Trump has stated that he intends to close Ukraine’s conflict with Russia and bring them peace. For bringing peace to Russia and putting an end to their conflict ( with Japan ), Roosevelt received the Nobel Peace Prize.
Both appeared in John Hughes movies ( Donald Trump in Home Alone 2,” Teddy Roosevelt”, aka Robin Williams, in Flubber ).
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Both were Republicans.
Both were powerful, best-selling artists.
Teddy Roosevelt allegedly carried a “big stick.” Donald Trump… also, he has extremely big arms.
