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Happy Tuesday, dear Kruiser Morning Briefing friends. The Sine Qua Non Sequitur is spending the day at a Pilates instructor affirmation intensive.
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As often is the case the day after a holiday, this is going to be a fairly quick hit here at the top today.
There has been a lot of speculation since the day in July when Joe Biden’s social media intern decided that the boss should be tweeted out of the presidential race (Like many of you, I believe that all signs point to it being a naptime coup rather than a brave decision on his part.) about who might be in charge over in the Executive Branch.
The old boy has spent the last couple of weekends at a beach in Delaware, pretending to read while sitting under an umbrella. It may very well have been a cardboard cutout sitting in for Biden, who likely hasn’t been very animated since his medical handlers used the last of the presidential Adderall supply for his speech at the Democratic National Convention.
I’m never concerned when politicians aren’t working, because it’s when they’re at work that they do all of the damage. Few people get as excited as I do whenever Congress starts squawking about a government shutdown.
Biden decided to play president on Monday and wasted no time reminding the public that he’s not only awful at his job, but that he’s also a horrible, horrible human being.
This is from my Townhall colleague Sarah Arnold:
President Joe Biden criticized Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu for his so-called lack of urgency in securing a hostage deal with Hamas terrorists after six hostages were found dead in Gaza this weekend.
On Monday, Biden accused Netanyahu of not doing enough to finalize a deal with Hamas to release the hostages it had been holding captive for nearly 11 months by the Palestinian terrorist group.
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Hmmm, which historical figure was it who built his entire political rise to power on blaming the Jews?
It’ll come to me.
After the remark by the senile terrorist-appeaser Biden, Benjamin Netanyahu decided to offer some reality about the situation:
Must Watch Video Remarks from @IsraeliPM @netanyahu: “I was asked whether I am not doing enough to the release of hostages. Well, I want to set the record straight. On April 27th, Secretary of State Blinken said that, ‘Israel made an extraordinary, generous offer for a hostage… pic.twitter.com/yT1rHKbOCJ
— David Milstein (@davidamilstein) September 2, 2024
Bibi is in a tough place here — he can’t just say that Biden is an addled lunatic. He also knows, however, that he’s always going to be the bad guy in the eyes of the Biden administration, which is now having its Israeli policy dictated by a bunch of twenty-something campus Brownshirts.
Both Biden and Kamala Harris like to talk out of both sides of their mouths regarding the Israel/Hamas war. They reflexively condemn Hamas, but immediately resort to saying that Israel is the real problem.
Democrats have long insisted that Islamic terrorists will stop being murderous psychopaths if Israel and the United States would simply stop picking on them. They have zero understanding of the nature of jihad. Every little bit of idiotic gray area that they find when discussing this war merely emboldens Hamas.
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And Biden’s foreign policy people know it.
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