I always imagined that the “masculinist” problematicalness of finding interesting women would make the cut but early on a Monday morning, despite the issues I thought we liberals may have to worry about in the last days of the national election campaign.  ,
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Yet here we are, thanks to Newsweek’s Marni Rose McFall and her 2, 000-word post, which seems much more preoccupied with “hot women” and the traditional admirers who work alongside them than the normal locker room of high school males.  ,
The tale begins, as these items always seem to perform, with Sydney Sweeney’s chest.
” Sweeney appears to have sparked the most recent wave of traditional hot girls,” McFall wrote, “at a period when normal beauty standards have been viewed as a slam-dunk alternative to’wokeness.” Bournemouth University’s Amy Tatum added,” This target on’ popular girls’ is a method for the right in the U. S. to fight again against perceptions of ‘ wokeness,’ holding up women in a gendered fashion could be a tactic to promote gender stereotypes around women’s appearances”.
A biological imperative could only be used as a cudgel to defeat their political adversaries by the progressive left.
Full Disclosure: Stephen Kruiser and I adopted Sydney Sweeney as the unofficial mascot of Five O’Clock Somewhere. What that means is that her name will be used at random once every few weeks, that we acknowledge her status as our unofficial mascot, and that we then return to what we were talking about at the time.
The author of that piece, Amy Hamm, wrote that Sweeney knows she’s admired and owns “her sex appeal with zero apologies”, arguing that” today’s diversity, equity, and inclusion” advocates have discouraged admiration of beauty due to its exclusivity, implying that exclusion equates to hate.
” We are n’t supposed to admire Sweeney’s beauty, but we’ve done it anyways”, she added.
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What the actual hell? What should we do with beauty if we do n’t admire it? Ignore it? Hide it away? After shaving off half of its hair before dyeing it blue, top it up with Cheetos and Pepsi until it resembles the Michelin Man.
Yes, apparently. Because in addition to Sydney, McFall’s targets of opportunity include RNC national spokeswoman Elizabeth Pipko, Republican Congresswoman Anna Paulina Luna, and Haliey” Hawk-Tuah Girl” Welch.
This next bit from the article, however, gave the game away:
The conservative hot girl “is n’t a particularly new phenomenon”, Victoria Cann, an associate professor at the University of East Anglia in the U. K., told Newsweek. In conservative, populist politics, “women have been positioned through the lens of the masculinist imagery for a very long time.”
For that matter, neither is the progressive hot girl. Due to the growing skepticism of the Left that conventional beauty should be mocked or at least kept hidden, they’ve just become more difficult to spot in the wild.  ,
But what Cann is also saying is that McFall’s news report is n’t actually news and was more of an excuse to run a lurid headline and several photos of hot girls like Sydney, Haliey, Elizabeth, and Anna Paulina.
Honestly, I’m so thankful for all the hot girls in the article that I wo n’t even call out McFall’s obvious hypocrisy in using them to sell her article.
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At least McFall did n’t accuse us of” seizing” or “pouncing” on Sydney because that really would be wrong.
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P.S. I’d like to leave you with a little Sydney Sweeney, who is having fun on SNL by mocking the dreaded male gaze.
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