Ordinary people occasionally need to experience a small revolt against their oppressors, especially when it comes in the form of a delightful cooked chicken. However, before we get to Britain’s bizarre stories of meat registrations and crashed authorities websites, I need to get something off my chest.
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Watching the once-Great Britain slowly roll into sweet tyranny has been a great sorrow. It’s almost impossible to do anything in the UK some long without being surveilled on video, audited, sorted, reported to the authorities, or jailed for softly praying. You ca n’t own a pistol, and they’ve considered banning knives. You’ll be harassed, stabbed, or beat with reeds because you’re using an invalid absurd personal pronoun.
I made up the stalks ‘ portion. However, the Labour government of Britain has considered making it a love offense that can result in up to two years in prison for purposefully using the “wrong” nouns.  ,
All of this comes from those who created the English rights that later gave rise to American uniqueness.  ,
True, it’s terrible, but flashes of Ye Olde English Liberty remain.  ,
Following a 2021 outbreak of avian flu that resulted in millions of culled birds, the UK’s Department for Environment, Food and Rural Affairs ( DEFRA ) was placed in charge of new registration requirements for chickens.
The state is reminding all animal enthusiasts of the new methods being implemented to overcome the spread of AI (avian virus ) in the UK, regardless of the size of their congregation.
Legally, guards must register themselves with the APHA ( Animal Plant Health Agency ) before 1 October 2024.
This will enable APHA to connect with guardians about biodiversity strategies, enhancing the UK’s endurance to AI.
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Originally, only herds of 50 or more had to be registered. ” Proprietors who fail to do so by Tuesday chance being fined or perhaps imprisoned”, the BBC reported,” though officials have stressed any sentence had been ‘ proportionate.'”
” Proportionate” in a country that prison folks for praying does not mean what persons hope it means.  ,
I’m not sure how all those licenses are supposed to help, but they will “help the government determine all animal keepers within handle areas and increase monitoring activities.” But Britons have that going for them, which is great.  ,
The point is that if you have just one chicken, even for a pet — and I wo n’t judge you, I swear — as of Oct. 1, you have to register your bird with DEFRA. ( I swear I keep reading that as” DERPA”. )
This is when Britons have suddenly said,” Enough”! because jokesters crashed the subscription page last week because they hit it so difficult.
The prank registrations are n’t limited to Tesco roasted chickens. Apparently, some people have registered chicken nuggets and foam birds.  ,
As of this writing, one year later, the site is also “unavailable due to technical problems”.
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Despite not being a sysop or community executive, I believe the issue has been fixed. It is n’t in DERPA’s servers — it’s in Parliament.  ,
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