This one has to be the Trumpiest of the zillions of timelines that the Simulation Master Computer runs ( which I believe is located somewhere in the Andromeda Galaxy ). Here we are, in the waning days of the 2024 presidential battle, and what’s all talking about?
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Garbage.
Along with European potatoes.
It’s effectively amazing because it undercuts the Democrats ‘ call-to-action. The Harris-Walz plan is running on three things:
- They’re never Trump
- Trump is Hitler ,
- Abortion
Problem is that whenever someone else changes their behavior, their identity changes along with it when you identify who you are by who you are not. In other words, you forfeit power of your own brand personality.
But, fine, the Democrats are the Never Trump Party. Since Donald descended the beautiful stairway of Trump Tower in 2015, that has always been their personality. Good.
Over these past few days, who is Trump?
He’s the man flipping burgers and grinning ear to ear at McDonald’s. He’s the one wearing the orange, yellow, and red ( still McDonald’s colors! ) building coat. He’s riding round in a garbage truck. And he’s Joe Rogan’s fresh ally, the devoted son of the podcast gang, Joe Rogan.
And Kamala Harris is the one who is defying it.
Question: If you’re a working-class American, which prospect represents you?
Future historians will be utterly perplexed by this plan. At first glance, it makes no sense: Kamala Harris is the one who ( declare it along with me )” comes from a middle-class home” — but the billionaire businessman is the one who captured working-class Americans?
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How?!
There’s really a simple reason: When the Democrats defined themselves as Not Trump, the GOP was forced to establish itself as No Kamala.
Forget about triangulation , — that old, tired Dick Morris tactic was abandoned by the end of the 1990s ( along with plaid shirts and Pearl Jam albums ). The new Political handbook is opposed to calibration.
That’s because the fresh Democratic handbook is marginalization.
And then Harris-Walz is caught in a delightful Catch-22: They need Trump to remain “literally Hitler” but they also want to ensure Trump’s fans that they’re not wastes. It creates an apparent contradiction: If Trump is absolutely Hitler, next his followers are actually Germans.
So what’s wrong with calling Germans wastes?
Related: Wait, I’m Confused: Nazis Are n’t Garbage Anymore?
You practically must admire Joe Biden. Like Lucy yanks the sport from Charlie Brown and places Grandpa Joe in a rocking chair after the Democrats ‘ nomination, they withdraw him. He managed to completely ruin all, despite this. That takes skills!
Of course, we all know what Biden was trying to accomplish. It was n’t his intent to call half of Americans “garbage”. He was simply trying to get clever and smart: At a MAGA protest, someone said something about “garbage,” so Trump assumed he would yell a zinger again.
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Unfortunately, his cognitive decline is so pronounced, he ca n’t even do that right. ( So instead, we leave him in charge of The Button, which makes a ton of sense and should leave us all sleeping like angels. )
The Democrats should’ve pivoted to pregnancy a week ago. Pregnancy should’ve been their closing explanation. Yet if Kamala’s goose is cooked, the abortion issue was the Liberals ‘ next best bet for driving progressives to the elections and protecting down-ballot representatives, lawmakers, and administrators.
Now it’s too soon. They’ll have at least another 48 time of crisis management to throw Garbagegate to sleep, which keeps their arms all weekend. However, the debate’s on Tuesday.
They’ve run out of time.
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