You’re Welcome

Heh lol heh ouch ouch heh heh. That felt goooooooood. Right then, I feel like Big Tim on the phone shrieking to Maid Marion in” Requiem For a Dream”, but with less crawl and more sadness.

The Left made great efforts to keep this vote as our final constitutional republic, which was established with the vigor and energy of a public fighting to keep what remains of liberty from our founding. But they failed. As of this day, we are also a free citizens.

The fact that our bumbling, ragtag alliance of mostly working-class deplorables was able to divert, for a second time, the coordinated work of the Deep State, the mainstream media, woke corporations, professor unions, Hollywood, Wall Street, and Big Tech, not to mention our existential enemies like China and Iran, to push serve us their pre-selected Manchurian candidate, was little short of amazing. The People have spoken. Again.

If you had just let us raise our kids, live our lives, and practice our religion as we please, all of this might have been avoided. Trump’s reelection is a message from nearly 70 million of us garbage deplorables, and that message is this: You are not our betters, and we do not suffer you to lord over us as if you are. The second shot crosses your bow is this. We are greeting you with one more sentence. Back off.

That is n’t stopping the media meltdown, which is plowing full speed ahead with the racist/sexist narrative, complete with a side scolding for minorities who supported Trump. We are given finger-wagging lectures from the elites about how we always “vote against our interests” in every election we win. So I just gotta say: last night, we just voted for YOUR interests, which many of you are too short-sighted to appreciate. Just a few of the groups whose interests we cast ballots for last night are below.

SUBURBAN LIBERAL WOMEN

” No human is illegal”, reads your yard sign. At least until the size of your town doubles overnight with Mauritanians, Haitians, Tren de Aragua, or any other gaggle of ne ‘er-do-wells whom Mayorkas &amp, Co. assure us are simply the marginalized downtrodden just trying to work hard, pay their taxes, and partake in the American dream.

Well, I hope so, because a good many of them seem to be military-age males. And if there’s one thing Kamala’s open borders saturated the country with, it’s low-skilled, aggressive men with zero cultural understanding of democracy or the benefits it entails. You know, like women’s rights.

This would undoubtedly explain your fervent support of abortion, which we would need much more of once your “diversity is our strength” blather and the presumptions of third-world misogynist hellholes conflict. Liberals think partial-birth abortion is a sacred right. Women’s rights to walk down a sidewalk without being sexually assaulted by animals whose culture places the blame on women for their own crimes are more important, according to conservatism.

The rights our great-grandmothers fought for and that we take for granted will be preserved for at least another four years in light of our mandate to reform immigration and deport those who consider women to be mere chattels.

You’re welcome.

LIBERAL JEWS

This past year of street-thug antisemitism, campus pogroms, open calls for genocide, and the Democrats ‘ quiet acquiescence with all of it should have been all it took to get American Jews to vote overwhelmingly for Trump. But apparently, for many of them, there were issues more pressing beyond preventing the next Kristallnacht.

Whatever. However, a portion of you are aware that Trump has been and continues to be the most liberal president in our country’s history. The Abraham Accords, the recognition of Jerusalem and the Golan Heights as Israeli-occupied territories, as well as a zero-tolerance policy against Iran, did more to safeguard Jews than any pro-Hamas, “from the river to the sea” slurs you heard from the left.

However, under our authority, antisemitism will be firmly fought both domestically and abroad, and serious peace negotiations between Israel and her neighbors will once more be held.

You’re welcome.

LIBERAL PARENTS

You must like the idea of pedophiles cuddling your kindergartener a little too tenderly during drag queen story hour, with five o’clock shadows dressed like escapees from clown purgatory. You’ll be hoping for the day when you discover through a TikTok video that your teen has been transitioning without your consent and paying a dime for public school. You will undoubtedly cheer when a subpar male athlete insults your daughter in the sport she has been playing her entire life. And you must not consider paying hundreds of thousands of dollars for your children’s “education” at awoke university, whose depravity can only be compared to that of their woke public school.

As a parent, you’re a complete failure.

But with our mandate, we hope that the teachers ‘ union grip on ideological indoctrination with taxpayer money will end and that the traditional focus on math, reading, science, and the arts will resume in our schools. If you want to confuse your kids with pronouns, do it on your own dime. Your children will receive the education they need to succeed in a world outside the campus safe space when we are in charge.

You’re welcome.

LIBERAL BLACK AMERICANS

Black Americans, who vehemently support voting Democrat, have received the least return on their investment. Show me the outcomes of more than 60 years of illiteracy. I’ll wait.

The Democrats do n’t care about you. They expect your vote. And why would n’t they? You give it to them without question. And why? because you are told what you want to hear. The Democrats give you carte blanche to blame whatever difficulties you face in your personal life.

But they’ve been quietly replacing you with Latinos as the next indispensable voting bloc, and your once-influential status is diminishing. By the tens of thousands, illegals are already entering your neighborhoods and schools. When the Democrats will have almost completely and permanently marginalized you, I wonder what things will look like in 2029.

And did you really think they were going to pay you “reparations”? Did that shiny, elusive bait-and-switch really get you to vote for them again?

But with our mandate of fighting inflation and burdensome regulation, the economy will improve, as will the condition of black America. You do n’t need bureaucrats to fix your problems. The only thing bureaucrats can do is to intervene against you. We’re working to make that happen.

You’re welcome.

DEMOCRACY DEFENDERS

Your palace’s coup against your own president, it seems, did n’t work. It looks like you wo n’t be able to defend democracy by packing the courts, abolishing the Electoral College, censoring free speech, cheating in elections, indoctrinating students, using the FBI as your personal Cheka, waging unrelenting lawfare against political opponents, and should that fail, shooting them. Gee whiz, how will you save democracy now?

Or perhaps your entire” save democracy” ploy was just one big temper tantrum meant to spooky people into voting your way. Sorry, there’s nothing in our mandate for you. You’re not welcome.

On the other hand, Trump was able to raise his voter turnout among groups that previous Republicans had rejected as unwinnable. Trump was branded from the outset as “racist” by career racists and as “fascist” by people who ca n’t define the word. It took a lot more courage and integrity for minorities who have been receiving this message for decades to speak out publicly for Trump.

Perhaps it was simpler for me to declare my support for Trump as a white man. No vote of mine will change the hatred I have against myself because of my skin color and gender. My gratitude, therefore, extends to those for whom social pressures and bigoted expectations to vote for Harris must have been truly daunting. &nbsp,

I give my gratitude to the black Americans who bravely left the plantation despite the majority of your neighbors staying behind, just like the Jews who left Egypt ( and now the Democrats ). Latino Americans should understand that a vote against illegal immigration means a vote for a better future for everyone, and I thank them for doing so. My gratitude goes to the women of all stations in life—single, married, mother, childless—who exercised their” choice” as THEY, not some social media brats a third their age, saw fit to exercise it. And yes, I’m grateful to the men of all colors who have long ago acknowledged the virtues of their families by accepting responsibility for their families in the quiet knowledge that there is nothing” toxic” about it. All these American groups who came together yesterday to defend their freedom and dignity deserve my sincere applause. &nbsp,

Thank you.

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