Think if Ray Clay, the words that ignited the Chicago area, were to proclaim the newest Group Trump 2024 line-up. The Alan Parsons Project’s Sirius echoes in the background while you close your eyes. It’s 2024, and the air is thick with MAGA disease. Washington experts are making their picks even more red. There’s the original information anchor who is now nose of Pentagon. A new office with two businessmen in charge sounds like a parody of the Yes Minister. One person is associated with an classic rock band, and the secretary of homeland security shot her individual dog.
– Game 6 of the 1997 NBA Finals at the Chicago Bulls
( Read Ray Clay, an announcer for the 1997 Chicago Bulls team with Sirius from the Alan Parsons Project playing background ) )
And then… the starting lineup… for your… fresh Team Trump!
From Jacksonville, Florida, the White House Chief of Staff, the only person who can keep Donald Trump in check… Susie Wiles.
From West Carthage, New York, the man who tussles with AOC and now the ‘Border Czar’… Tom Homan.
From Albany, New York, the new U.S. Ambassador to the United Nations… Elise Stefanik.
From East Meadow, New York, the new Administrator of the Environmental Protection Agency… Lee Zeldin.
From Boynton Beach, Florida, the man who loves India and keeps a wary eye on China, now the National Security Adviser… Mike Waltz.
From Hope, Arkansas, the man picked to bring peace to the Middle East as the new U.S. Ambassador to Israel… Mike Huckabee.
From Forest Lake, Minnesota, the man who runs with the fox and hunts with the hounds, the new Secretary of Defense… Pete Hegseth.
From Watertown, South Dakota, the Secretary of Homeland Security… Kristi Noem.
From Mount Prospect, Illinois, the man tasked with overseeing the nation’s secrets, the new CIA Director… John Ratcliffe.
From Miami, Florida, the seasoned Senator and first Latino Secretary of State… “Little’ Marco Rubio.
From Pensacola, Florida, the fiery advocate and now the new Attorney General pick… Matt Gaetz.
From Kailua, Hawaii, Army veteran and surfer, now the Director of National Intelligence… Tulsi Gabbard.
From New York, New York, the real estate tycoon with Middle East ambitions, now Special Envoy to the region… Steve Witkoff.
And finally, from Pretoria, South Africa, and Cincinnati, Ohio, the new co-leads of the Department of Government Efficiency… Elon Musk and Vivek Ramaswamy.
Fun Facts About Each Team Trump 2024 Team Member:
- Susie Wiles and Donald Trump argued in the wake of DeSantis ‘ and Wiles ‘ disagreements with him in the 2020 election, allegedly because they requested the latter after their respective campaigns, which included Wiles and DeSantis.
- Tom Homan, during a hearing, once famously told Rep. ( D) Pramila Jayapal that he was a taxpayer, and as an elected representative, she worked for him.
- Elise Stefanik replaced Rep. Liz Cheney ( Harris ‘ BFF in the campaign phase ) as chair of the House Republican conference. Cheney had been nominated by Stefanik.
- After confusing Lee Zeldin, Trump’s fresh superintendent of the Environmental Protection Agency, with the recognizable rock band, some unhappy anti-Trumpers made the promise to stop listening to Led Zeppelin.
- Mike Waltz, Trump’s NSA find, was the head of the India Caucus and once reportedly argued that America needed a strategy to combat” Islamic extremism” because it was “easy to bomb a container, but quite difficult to defeat an concept.”
- Mike Huckabee‘s child, Sarah, was Trump’s White House press minister, whose combative style with reporters earned her a lot of brownie points in the MAGA action.
- Kristi Noem famously shot her dog Cricket because he could n’t be tamed, with some arguing that’s why she did n’t become Trump’s VP pick.
- Pete Hegseth, as Pentagon commander was like a ball that one army company asked:” Who the f—- is this man?”
- Marco Rubio argued that Israel really destroy Hamas because they were “vile animals who committed horrific crimes” and that a ceasefire with Gaza was in order.
- Matt Gaetz, Trump’s choice for attorney standard, has a history of questionable behavior, including employing a congressional aide who was a war criminal who murdered an Afghan human and dumped his body in a toilet.
- Tulsi Gabbard, Trump’s pull for Director of National Intelligence, quit as DNC vice-chair to help Bernie Sanders because she believed that the Hillary station, with support from the DNC, was rigging the battle against Sanders.
- Vivek Ramaswamy, the co-lead of DOGE, reportedly won the Paul &, Daisy Soros Fellowship in 2011, and the Indian-origin investor had to understand that the fellowship had nothing to do with the proper aircraft’s bete noir, George Soros.
- Elon Musk, the various co-lead of DOGE, has become quite a darling of Trump that he even has his own walk-in music at Mar-a-Lago. It’s Space Oddity by David Bowie.
