Elon Musk was made fun of by the Weekend Update staff at Saturday Night Live for inviting people to work for his Department of Government Performance for more than 80 hours a week without pay, according to the report’s Weekend Update office. ” You ca n’t be surprised that the white African guy’s first idea is slavery”, Weekend Update anchor Michael Che said. Dove, led by Vivek Ramaswamy and Elon Musk, is looking for a couple high-level, high-IQ individuals who need to put in more than 80 hours a week without receiving compensation. Their job is to reduce inefficient federal expenditure. ” However, this will be tedious work, make thousands of enemies, &, remuneration is zero”, Musk wrote. ” What a wonderful deal”! He’s never sure if he meant it as a prank.
Co-anchor Colin Jost remarked,” Trump nominated Matt Gaetz for solicitor general, and he said,” I’ll do it, he said. After Trump remembered that his initial choice was discovered in a prison cell, Gaetz was chosen as attorney general.
Jost described RFK Jr. as the first head worm survivor to be considered for a cabinet-level placement and claimed his skin is constantly medium rare. ” Gratitude to Robert F. Kennedy Jr., who was the first person to be nominated for a government position in the brain worm industry. Kennedy, whose body is generally cooked to a great medium unique, will guide the Department of Health and Human Services. I know he does n’t have a lot of experience, but I say we give him a shot”, Jost said referring to his anti-vaccine stance.
James Austin Johnson played Joe Biden as Dana Carvey’s Joe Biden in the Cool Open picture from Saturday Night. It’s all about having the best persons around you. And I’m incredibly picking the greatest government ever. They’re some of the most powerful, free-thinking, animal-killing, sexually-criminal, medically-crazy people in the country”.
As Trump’s government pulls appeared one by one, Sarah Sherman and Alec Baldwin reprising Matt Gaetz. ” Americans need someone to tell them how to be good, someone like me, a 70-year-old man with film star looks and a worm in his mind”, Baldwin said in Kennedy’s weak voice. ” I care greatly about a person’s right to choose”, Baldwin’s RFK Jr. said, before clarifying,” To choose to give her baby polio”.
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