Tesla Owner Is Sent a Uniquely Portland ‘Message’

When they’re no active burning, looting, and committing “peaceful but blazing” acts of violence, there’s another aspect to Portland, Oregon—it’s the gentler, more passive-aggressive area. While most people work their way to the “arts tax” to collect enough music bottles to pay for their “arts tax,” the political class, Antifa, and I repeat myself, spend their evenings staring at their panels, attempting to exact revenge on their mistaken adversaries. &nbsp,

Opponents like their Tesla-owning relatives.

In case you haven’t heard, hating Elon Musk is the public’s latest produce célèbre. You must not contemplate Musk’s genius, his achievement, and his ideas. You may just evaluate him based on the political party he belongs to. As a result, the remaining has then turned on him faster than they turned on Robert F. Kennedy, Jr. when he clipped his feet and gave the Nazi respect to his führer, Donald Trump. If you doubt this anger, mention RFK, Jr.’s title to a left and view their eyes black into a rock, far-off stare. The quivering mouth can be seen. Apoplexy follows. Aspirin and smelling compounds are carried.

After four decades of someone else winning the election, leftists are suddenly concerned about Elon Musk’s proximity to the Oval Office. I’ll wager these individuals think they voted for Kamala Harris in a 2024 key, they’re but under the influence of Trump Derangement Syndrome. &nbsp,

Regardless, Elon Musk should not have any relation to Donald Trump, they “reason”. The kid’s installed at Mar-a-Lago, for crying out quiet. His standing may suffer! &nbsp,

Up to Portland then, where on Internet we read about Portland’s compassion crowd going after people’s inert possessions. Leftists dislike inert things as symbols of their hatred. They light companies, labs, authorities stations, temples, federal buildings, and locations where businessmen able sell SUVs. &nbsp,

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Since burning a friend’s Tesla may seem unseemly, even in flaming Portland, the article claims” a cousin” found this statement on her Tesla. If this is the case, check if you don’t believe it to be an incredible example of passive anger mixed with an underlying danger. &nbsp,

This was discovered on her Tesla by a cousin down the street.
byu/oregone1 inPortland

The note, which was criticized in the past for its humorous sans font, has a friendly tone that immediately turns darker.

Hi Neighbor! &nbsp,

I hope you’re having a fun vacation time.

Sorry for the word, but I notice this is a Tesla. Your vehicle will soon be the subject of theft and worse, according to me because of recent political unrest. Portland is a strange city, and some people may or may not be susceptible to shenanigans because your car was built by your president-elect Elons Musk [sic].

Oh, but because the” well meaning” note leaver specifies what will happen to the car, it gets darker. &nbsp,

I’ve heard stories that Teslas might be targeted, and I do love for my companions to experience this disconcerting. We have enough on our plate, and I am aware from the start that a broken windowpane or broke tire can ruin a year. &nbsp,

Read the entire article above, and take note that the second page of the statement contains a list of” Choice Cars to Your Tesla Y.”

In essence, the statement could just as easily have said,” It would be a shame if something happened to your Tesla.” A writer claimed it sounded like a” lightly veiled” danger. Another responded,” Read it in Joe Pesci’s voice and it’s not thinly veiled” .&nbsp,

Other reactions ranged from applauding the note-writer to a person who said,” In genuine Portland nature, it reads like the people writing it thinks they are helping but is incredibly passive aggressive and has 0/10 social etiquette.” A man responded,” I love it so much here”. Another chimed in,” It’s a promise. Portland doesn’t f**k around” .&nbsp,

One wished the Tesla proprietor would plunge their vehicle into a lake and not be able to retrieve the regular override to get away. &nbsp,

Another person suggested using the word as inspiration for a Seinfeld episode when Jerry discovers it on the car. Commenter” Oregone1″ supplied a picture:

Elaine: I don’t understand, you better take this seriously. Why don’t you visit Putty and purchase one of those Fisker Oceans?

Jerry: I don’t know…

George: I could see myself in a Fisker Ocean. It’s what a marine scientist would travel.

Kramer]bursts through the house door]: Welp, it’s done! &nbsp,

Jerry: What’s done?

Kramer: Recall all that house butter I got from Bob Sacamento? &nbsp,

Other commenters continued the” story” .&nbsp,

That’s okay in literature, but Portland is when non-fiction as a heart attack. To maintain that lovely vehicle off the street, the Tesla owner might want to hire some garage space from a neighbor who isn’t a note-writing neighbor. &nbsp,

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