Let’s face it, this time there was more than enough terrible to go around.  ,
If 2024 taught us anything, it’s that there is no middle in things of the socially absurd. Remember, Joe Biden was reportedly thought to be a good idea to issue Donald Trump. She believed Nathan Wade, her savage partner, was fair everything. And Kristi Noem hoped that her Old Yeller minute may be endearing. There’s no denying that someone in the Trump transition team thought the dog-killing governor of South Dakota and close friend of Corey Lewandowski may make a good Homeland Security director.  ,
Well, our dolt glass runneth over in 2024. Only a few of the most absurd stuff that Americans have endured as a result of the planet’s most recent orbit around the sun are listed below.  ,
Pelosi Claiming Biden Belongs on Mount Rushmore ,
Major Democrats orchestrated the gentle coup that removed one of the left’s principal obstacles to keeping the White House after President Joe Biden’s performance at the late June discussion. Biden, we were told, was kindly stepping away and “passing the torch” to protect democracy, or some such nonsense. The Democratic Party and the servile idiots in the accompanying media described the dementarian as being noble and honorable for elevating “patriotism above group,” as if they hadn’t just let the elderly gentleman off the election station.  ,
Nancy Pelosi, a California representative whose prints were all over the political hit work, stomped in stiletto heels on Biden’s social dead as she insisted she had nothing to do with his resignation. More ambitiously, The former speech said Biden’s fruit belonged following to Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, and the first President Roosevelt.  ,
According to Pelosi,” so a crucial president of the United States, a Mount Rushmore sort of president of the United States,” Stahl told CBS News. The Democrat insisted that Biden was “at the top of the game” when the communist aristocracy that controls the DNC slammed him for it.  ,
Andrew Johnson, Jimmy Carter, and James Buchanan are presently feeling a lot better about their Rushmore possibilities.  ,
Feelings and Brat Summer ,
Following Biden’s return from the plan, the giants at the head of the Democrat Party impressively tapped an even worse prospect than the mumbler-in-chief. Kamala Harris, Biden’s hugely unpopular vice chairman, was the greatest DEI get in an administration that has bludgeoned to death the concept meritocracy — or simple competence, for that matter.  , But the blundering “border king” was boldly sold to the National voting as the” change prospect” in an election in which she was the former. Harris, the Pravda Press declared, was a” delight” and great “vibes”. This fresh-faced 59-year-old was having a “brat summers” as the public’s new-and-improved member.  ,
That’s what Charli XCX, the American music star with the popular song and, according to no one, leading columnist of U. S. politicians said. ” Kamala IS brat”, Ms. XCX proclaimed. What did that mean? Nothing important in the real world, of course, but in a celebrity-infatuated party and business media ruled by dimwits, brat means” that girl who is a little messy, and likes to party, and like maybe says some, like, silly things sometimes … is very fair, is quite blunt, a little bit turbulent”. If that’s shorthand for idiot, well, cackling Kamala definitely was brat. CNN exhaled the manufactured buzz in a huff of household cleaners. ” Young women flood social media with pro-Harris’ brat’ memes”, a CNN “battleground” piece declared. A union leader in Michigan said he’d “never seen energy like this” . ,
Turns out brat was a bust. Before Nov. 5, the good vibes turned bad. It was all show and no substance. It was Kamala Harris. And it sure was stupid.  ,
The Dems ‘ Stupid Dick Cheney Strategy
Harris and her running mate, Minnesota Governor, were forced to run when the emotions were too strong. Tim Walz, the left’s flannel-clad everyman, dragged out neocon monsters Liz Cheney and her dad — the ultimate weapon of mass political destruction— Dick Cheney. Liz, of course, ran the sham show that was the J6 Committee. Coincidentally, lonesome Liz is no longer in the House of Representatives. Dick, once the Moveon. org movement’s most hated Republican, became the Harris/Walz campaign’s idea of a great American hero for endorsing the Democrat ticket and abhorring Trump like a good neocon does. Yeah, it made as much sense as a tampon dispenser in a men’s locker room.  ,
” Who in God’s name is that endorsement gonna sway”? Jon Stewart, the host of The Daily Show, chuckled and asked.” Well, I like the Democrats ‘ policy on child tax credits, but are they bombing enough Middle Eastern countries?'”
For Democrats, it was just like falling in love with Dick Cheney all over again.  ,
” I don’t trust him, but you know, thank you for your support”, Crystal McLaughlin, a 53-year-old Greensboro, N. C. health care compliance worker, told the Associated Press, adding,” And hopefully your financial support”.
Some on the left were willing to accept the unholy grace of the feared Cheney to sate their overt hatred for Donald Trump, but it was all transactional. George Conway, Rick Wilson, and the rest of the Lincoln Project schmucks loved it. Their Tiki torches grew twinkling as a result of the political plot. Nobody else bought it, because it was stupid.  ,
Republicans React Like Losers Following a Big Win
In 2024, the red wave that had been forecast for 2022 arrived. Republicans racked up impressive victories, returning Trump to the White House, taking back the Senate, and holding on to the House. They boasted of their mandate.  ,
Just days after the election, House Speaker Mike Johnson expressed a happy ear to ear that” the American people want us to implement and deliver that America first agenda.” And we must do that as soon as we have that enthusiasm and enthusiasm, which will begin on the first day of the Congress in the new year.
Johnson and his fellow swamp creatures then made a quick signal that they wanted to screw the Americans and the America First agenda. It was business as usual, as the speaker presided over a 1, 500-plus page monstrosity of a” continuing resolution” that looked a lot more like an omnibus bill. The trough feeders piled on as much pork as they could, including a pay raise for themselves and an escape route from having to be insured under Obamacare, under the ridiculously stupid threat of another government” shutdown.” It was a bad bill. How bad? It was adored by amateurs. Johnson’s mess and his bacon were ultimately saved by Trump and incoming billionaire government expert Elon Musk, who shamed the GOP-controlled House into returning to the table and came up with something less repulsive. They did, trimming the bill down to 100 pages and removing a lot of fat. However, it was a bad sign for America’s founding principles and a sign that weenie Republicans will be able to defeat Trump’s ambitious plan to shrink government and drain the swamp without falling short.  ,
” We won. @HouseGOP should start acting like it”, Rep. Keith Self, R-Texas, wrote on X amid the omnibus debacle.  ,
How Much for Biden’s ‘ Integrity?’
After four long years of soaring prices, dwindling income, rising interest rates, open borders, violent crime, expensive wars, deep division, censored speech, and government corruption, this is how cognitively diminished 82-year-old Joe Biden is. He recently claimed that America is better off today than it was when he took office nearly four years ago at a holiday gathering of the DNC.  ,
” The one thing I’ve always believed about public service, especially the presidency, is the importance of asking yourself, have you left the country in better shape than you found it? Today I can say without, with every fiber of my being, with all my heart, the answer to that question is a resounding yes”, Biden said.  ,
Even a fan of the Chicago Bears would laugh at this fabrication.  ,
In a delusion, Biden closed the year by telling leftist MeidasTouch host Ben Meiselas that he would “restore some integrity in the office, bring back a sense of focus on the needs of ordinary people, and try to unite the country.”
” So that’s what I’ve done, what I’ve tried to do”, the president said, just a few weeks after issuing an unprecedented pardon, giving his criminal son a get-out-of-jail-free card for the felonies he’s committed and the ones he may have committed over the past decade. Prior to this, Biden had promised to not commute or pardon Hunter. Biden lied throughout his presidency and his protracted political career, as he has so frequently done. His definition of “unite” is as twisted as his idea of integrity.
Matt Kittle covers The Federalist’s senior elections coverage. An award-winning investigative reporter and 30-year veteran of print, broadcast, and online journalism, Kittle previously served as the executive director of Empower Wisconsin.
