So, I’ve been having a very bad cool for about two weeks, and I’ve been a little out of the loop due to how diminished I am. But, I’m led to believe that our devoted place-keepers in the District of Columbia were able to come up with a spending act to prevent the government from shutting down.  ,
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A federal closure? Kindly. No. Don’t. a state that doesn’t care about our well-being? What would we do, exactly? ( It’s impossible for you to imagine me saying that in a deadpan way. )
There is no denying that our “holy slop-jaws” in Washington excel at spending money on things that would send the rest of us into a four-week sleep if we told our spouses we had always opened the family resources for anything as absurd as they do in the nation’s capital, as Jack Kerouac previously said.  ,
To that end, Rand Paul has issued The Fesitvus Report 2024, outlining in sickening details how the above slop-jaws managed to pizzle apart$ 1, 008, 313, 329, 626.12 of your hard-earned and immediately appropriated tax dollars on tasks that may gag a worm. For instance:
The Bearded Ladies Cabaret received more than$ 10,000 from the National Endowment for the Arts for an ice skating performance centered on climate change.
What’s the incentive for the present, you ask? The issue of culture change and climate anxiety is “almost as unattainable” as the foundation artistic director puts it. But if we can get these drag queens to ice skate, maybe, just maybe, we can address the climate issue”.
The Department of Interior decided to invest$ 12 million to construct a pickleball complex in Las Vegas for some reason. Pickleball has always seemed like some evil combination of ping pong and golf, but if you enjoy it, play it. I don’t disagree with that, but I do have an issue with the DOI spending$ 12 million on authorities in a town that probably has a hundred or so of them.
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Obviously, Las Vegas has more pickleball people than Elvis impersonators, and these racket-wielding fans are running out of areas to enjoy. The federal government has designated 5.43 acres of land for pickleball players so they can provide, volley, and crush their way to pickler fame because they are in quite a pickle.  ,
Additionally, the designers of this complicated aim to promote Las Vegas on the world pickleball image by holding competitions at all levels. Walk over” World Series of Poker”, there’s a new game in town.
Because as you know, somebody goes to Vegas to enjoy pickleball.
The Department of State blew through$ 330,000 to judge non-progressive and traditional media outlets because anyone who gets their news from any other sources besides CNN, MSNBC, or the New York Times is a ruby and perhaps a criminal and white supremacist who despises daisies and puppies.
Through the National Endowment for Democracy—a private foundation bankrolled by the State Department—and the Global Engagement Center,$ 330, 000 of your money was handed over to the Global Disinformation Index ( GDI).  ,
It’s bad enough the U. S. government is wasting your money, but now they’re using it to undermine your freedom—with the help of GDI, a British organization, no less!
The greatest hits are just those. Other standouts include:
- $ 419, 470 to figure out if lonely rats did more cocaine than happy ones
- $ 4.8 million in aid for social media influencers
- $ 365K for circuses in city parks
- $ 3 million to support” Girl-Centered Climate Action” in Brazil. ( How dare you? )
- $ 873, 584 to support the movie industry in Jordan
- $ 288, 563 to create safe spaces for bird-watching groups
- $ 2.1 million for border security. No, not for the U. S., for Paraguay. Yes, you read that right, Paraguay. I think we spent$ 1.95 on border security here
- $ 2.24 has been released since January 2022 so that researchers could discover whether cats could carry the disease and become COVID-19.
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Does anyone from the legacy media have any additional inquiries regarding Donald Trump’s victory? Vivek Ramaswamy and Elon Musk once envious for their wealth and status. However, they must do their jobs. Their hair will turn white before June 2025 if they are spending this much money.
