Naturally, the” AOC” in the name refers to Rep. Alexandra Ocasio-Cortez (D-N. Y. ), the pintsized, quasi-socialist bomb-thrower from the Bronx. And just as certainly, the “EDS” refers to her continuing battle with Elon Derangement Syndrome. ( It’s a pretty frustrating symptoms. Leaves sufferers feeling awfully deflated. )
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Yeah, it seems that AOC’s edition of EDS has a dozen unique symptoms. Second, it atrophies the victim’s head, twisting her brain like a freak-show ventriloquist, leading to the Tourette-like blast of absurd ramblings. AOC’s latest post revealed her latest flare-up:
This is a five concern flames.
Donald Trump was chosen by the electorate to remain president, no Elon Musk.
Having an unaccountable businessman, with his own international obligations and intentions, raiding US classified information is a tombstone threat to national security.
This shouldn’t be a republican debate. https ://t.co/OkEfM1n1Ga
— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ( @AOC ) February 2, 2025
Before we can proceed forward with a medical examination of AOC’s EDS outbreak, we must thoroughly report the victim: She’s a leftwing activist who often supports tearing down all symbols, signs, and holdovers from America’s racist, terrible past. She also demanded that the former Washington Redskins change their name and that Columbus Day be canceled. She favors” Indigenous People’s Day.”
Want to really have for cultural righteousness? Change your name. https ://t.co/XTlIJrfNx4— Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez ( @AOC ) June 2, 2020
Yet she still keeps the brand Cortez!
I’ve often thought that was an exciting monitoring. Obviously, the name” Cortez” is mostly synonymous in the Americas with the Spanish conquistadors, namely Hernán Cortéz, who violently overthrew the native population, forced them at gunpoint to convert to Christianity, enslaved their women and children, and (unknowingly ) released a smallpox epidemic that slaughtered millions. In democratic circles, he’s generally considered a poor guy. ( Subjugating a whole continent is almost as bad as, say, an awkward hand motion on inauguration day. )  ,
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If the name” Columbus” is taboo, then shouldn’t” Cortez” also be on the Naughty List?  , ( I mean, if my birthname was Scott Pinsker-Hitler, I’m pretty certain I’d lose the Hitler part. On my LinkedIn page, it may appear awful.
But up to AOC’s latest EDS pandemic: She probably shouldn’t have used the “five alarm fire” comparison, given the still-raging Los Angeles fire. If a traditional did this, we’d been accused of indifference. ( Pre-Trump, most conservatives would’ve also given a groveling apology whence called onto the carpet. )
And the key of her discussion—” The folks elected Donald Trump to be President, no Elon Musk”. — is a peculiar one, to. Second, it forced her to appreciate that President Trump is the rightly, duly elected president of the United States. That alone would once be prohibited at a time. Next, she appears completely unaware that the majority of the executive branch is made up of appointed men and women who work at the president’s peril.
Nothing voted for any of AOC’s helps, volunteers, or employees, but they’re also allowed to work in D. C.
AOC concluded her post with the collection,” This should not be a political issue”— and she’s completely right. It don’t be any kind of problem either, because President Trump is within his legitimate, legal authority to appoint people like Elon Musk to boards.
As with most things AOC, her mind is muddled ( EDS is a doozy ), but her instincts are razor-sharp. Socially, she knows the Democrats urgently need a criminal. Without a metal, the Democrats don’t repair. And for the group of school envy, virtue-signaling, and personal recognition, who’s a better social foil than the rich, light, North American billionaire?
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Elon Musk is an appealing target to get “othered”.
Alas, if this were also the Republican Party of George W. Bush, John McCain, or Mitt Romney, her methods might’ve actually worked. Up then, the GOP constantly looked for a sweet spot on the bed to decline, whenever bound by the left. The GOP was the opposition’s group.
No again. Not since the MAGA trend: Trump is swinging jabs. He’s all offence, the tsk-tsks of AOC mean everything. She’s just tweeting into the vacuum.
Democrats like AOC may be affected by EDS, but Donald Trump and the Republicans have the nerve to give in 2025.
And we’re up for the fight.
