Trump had a fantastic time on Monday when both Mexico and Canada retaliated with their tax risks by offering him exactly what he wanted. Justin Trudeau, the prime minister of Canada, made innovative measures to improve border surveillance and stop the flow of illegal drugs.
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Trump stated in a post on Truth Social that” Canada has agreed to guarantee we have a stable North Border, and to finally put an end to the fatal blight of medications like Fentanyl that have been pouring into our Country, killing hundreds of thousands of Americans, and destroying their families and communities all across our State.”
Canada will employ their$ 1.3 Billion Border program, and as per Prime Minister Trudeau, may be, “reinforcing the Border with fresh choppers, technology and officers, improved coordination with our British companions, and increased solutions to stop the flow of fentanyl. Almost 10, 000 frontline staff are, and will be, working on protecting the Border. In addition, Canada is making new pledges to appoint a Fentanyl Czar, we will list organizations as terrorists, maintain 24/7 eyes on the Border, build a Canada-U. S. Joint Strike Force to combat organized crime, fentanyl and money laundering. We will be providing$ 200 million to support a new intelligence directive on organized crime and fentanyl, which I have also signed.
” As President, it is my responsibility to ensure the safety of ALL Americans, and I am doing just that”, Trump declared. I’m very pleased with this initial outcome, and I’m waiting for a 30-day period to see if a final economic agreement with Canada can be put together. FAIRNESS FOR ALL”!
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Trudeau’s capitulation was unavoidable, but the funny thing about this is that a Canadian TV show had predicted Trudeau’s capitulation months ago.
” This Hour has 22 Minutes”, a weekly Canadian television comedy that airs on CBC Television, absolutely trashed Trudeau after his visit to Mar-a-Lago back in December. The scene shows Donald Trump and Trudeau having a dinner at Mar-a-Lago, where they are served fast food.
During the skit, the Trudeau character expresses his concern about Trump’s intentions for having him at Mar-a-Lago. ” Mr. President, I must admit I was worried that you were going to try to humiliate me”, he quips.
The Trump character dismissed those concerns. ” I would never embarrass you, Justin. Are you joking,””?
The Trump person then insisted on seeing Trudeau consume a Big Mac, calling it” the president of all burgers.” He then playfully chastises Trudeau, saying,” I’m gonna make you eat it like a dog—with no hands” . ,
The Trudeau character initially refused,” Mr. President, I have self-respect” . ,
As the dialogue continued, the comedic rivalry intensified with Trump escalating the tariff discussion, declaring “30 % tariffs”! followed by Trudeau’s making defiant declarations between Trump upping the ante, saying “50 % tariffs”! and then “60 % tariffs”! This continues until Trudeau succumbs to the threats while yelling” For Canada!!” at the pivotal moment of the skit! and diving into the hamburger,  , eating it “like a dog”, the pretense of having any authority or dignity gone. He declares,” I’m a hungry little puppy. Mmmm… I’m so hungry for my puppy chow” . ,
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 , That’s pretty much how things went down on Monday.
